The Eunuch Is Also Romantic

Legend has it that Baili, the leader of the demon sect, practiced evil skills on his own; Legend has it that the leader of the Demon Cult, Baili Xi, committed all kinds of evil, burning, killing and looting from time to time. On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, a certain woman time-traveled into the body of a certain leader. From then on, one mistake led to eternal hatred! Robbed the emperor? Got robbed instead! Leaving the wolf's den and entering the tiger's den again! He resigned as the leader of the church and became a bandit again. He failed to become a bandit and became a eunuch instead. Damn, what kind of trouble is this! From the leader to the bandit, from the bandit to the eunuch, from the eunuch to the beloved concubine, what a tear-jerking history this is. . . . . . A certain woman said: A cannon fodder who doesn't want to counterattack is not a good cannon fodder. He will lie down wherever he falls; he will settle down wherever he has money. I am connected to the heavenly body at the top and grounded at the bottom. I am good at picking up girls and flirting, I am good at climbing trees to dig out bird eggs, I am good at writing the Three-Character Classic, I am good at eating, drinking and having fun! Let's see how the little eunuch rises to the top and plays with the harem. Small theater One day, Yue Ning, with an ax in her left hand and a sickle in her right hand, bravely blocked the road and intercepted a big fat sheep. Unexpectedly, this fat sheep turned out to be so difficult to deal with. "Strong man, please spare the little one." A certain bandit burst into tears. A certain emperor winked: "I can spare you, as long as you... Quickly warm my bed." One day, a certain eunuch laughed mischievously: "Your Majesty, what do you think of General X?" A certain Emperor said expressionlessly, "Yes, he is charming, has outstanding military exploits, and is a talented person." "Then what do you think, Your Majesty, of marrying him?" A certain eunuch laughed slyly, and a certain Emperor became jealous: "Pass the order, a certain General has outstanding military exploits, and is marrying a talented and beautiful daughter of a certain family quickly! Anyone who disobeys the order will be killed!" I am a rookie and a newbie, everyone is welcome to join in!