Kidnap a General to Give Birth to a Baby

What kind of chemical reaction will there be when a bandit becomes a strategist? She is the king of bandits and is lawless in robbing wealth and sex. Until one day the war came to her doorstep, and she transformed into a "dog-headed strategist" with an army of millions. Is she resourceful? A brilliant plan? Use soldiers like a god? No, no, she only cheats and deceives. As the saying goes, it's hard to conquer a country, and it's hard to find a beautiful woman. The road is long and long, and she will make trouble up and down. So She was called the most beautiful woman in troubled times, and she fell in love with her. The one who was said to be invincible was suppressed by her. It was said that no one in the world would dare to commit this crime, and she was frightened by it. … →_→Serious face Living in troubled times, heroes rise together to compete in the Central Plains. He is a lonely and cold cloud, he represents darkness and death. With his extraordinary appearance and astonishing talent, he also has the ambition to take over the world. In the end, she was the only one who took down the world. From then on, the name of Young Master Jinyu no longer existed in the world. →_→ When being a bandit: She said: "Beauty, how about being the uncle's wife?" He said: "If you can afford it, I will marry you." She said: "I don't know how much beauty is worth." He said: "Ten million taels of gold as a betrothal gift, and ten boxes of emerald pearls as a gift." She said: "Why don't you go and rob me? However, you do have the style of my wife." When serving as a military advisor: She said: "We captured Jizhou in one fell swoop, which is the main transportation hub in the Hua River Basin. If we win this place, we will win the world." Emperor: "Didn't you say before that Jingzhou conquers the world?" Imperial Master: "I said before that Lizhou conquered the world. Wasn't it because someone was here? Where did she mean?" Daily life of a funny couple: One She said: "Husband, how about my wife dancing a song for you today?" He said, "Well? My husband thinks it's better for my wife to cook, so that my husband will be relieved faster." Two She said: "Little girl, come here and give me a smile." Someone is grinning. She said: "It's too ugly, reject it, give it a bad review."