My father said: Shangguan Yunchu was the lone star evil that defeated his father and his mother!
The stepmother said: Shangguan Yunchu is a loser who harms his brother and his sister!
My aunt said: Shangguan Yunchu is a smiling tiger who talks sweetly and has a sword!
My brother-in-law said: Sister Yunchu is a savior with wonderful hands and benevolent heart!
The younger sister said: Nannan just likes Sister Yunchu!
The nanny said: When she is smart, she is smarter than anyone else; when she is dumb, she is dumber than anyone else. This old slave is so anxious!
The maid said: Miss, you are the only one who can't think of it. Without her, I can't do it... Miss, please stop teasing me!
A certain woman said: I am the embodiment of wisdom and beauty, the symbol of justice and strength, the benchmark of wealth and conduct...
A flock of crows flew darkly...
The abandoned daughter of Hou Men cultivated tea in the mountains and reaped a bountiful harvest. Even if she was not married, she was still a wealthy aunt. She was living a happy life. However, if there was a stepmother, there would be a stepfather. Marriage matters were still in the hands of the father and stepmother. How could Shangguan Yunchu not have a headache!
However, it doesn't matter, the Linchuan Marquis Mansion is in crumbling condition, with only an empty title of Marquis left, unable to make ends meet, and almost bankrupt. What Shangguan Yunchu lacks most is money!
Do you want your daughter's dowry to be large? Do you want your daughter-in-law's betrothal gift to be generous? Shangguan Yunchu raised his fingers: Mr. Marquis, madam, I have money, but if you want it, you should be obedient to me, be obedient!
What? Are you going to marry me to a poor gangster without any money? That's fine, the lady can just raise that boy, and in a blink of an eye he will be transformed into a gorgeous man, rich and auspicious!
The arrogant prince said: I fell in love with the third lady at first sight!
Shangguan Yunchu said: That day, I smeared turmeric on my face, and my face was sallow and my skin was thin. Is there something wrong with the prince's aesthetics?
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The wealthy young man said: I have admired the talent of the third young lady for a long time!
Shangguan Yunchu said: Do you admire my talent, or are you concerned about my wealth?
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A talented man from the south of the Yangtze River said: The third young lady has beautiful appearance, beautiful appearance, smart appearance, graceful grace, and is astonishing to heaven and earth...
Shangguan Yunchu said: You have a glib tongue, dark skin and rough flesh, and vulgar conversation. You are a complete idiot!
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His teeth were sore and white, he wished he could wipe out all the male creatures within a radius of five hundred miles.
Shangguan Yunchu pointed in the direction of the palace: Do you dare to kill the only male animal there? If you really dare, don't say that I know you, we are not familiar...
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Bai Jinran: Shangguan Yunchu, how can you marry me?
Shangguan Yunchu: What are the benefits of marrying you?
Bai Jinran: There are thousands of hectares of fertile land and thousands of tea trees. You can grow tea and drink tea as you like.
Shangguan Yunchu: I have it.
Bai Jin Ran: There are gold, silver, jewelry, silk and satin, all in bloom.
Shangguan Yunchu: I have it.
Bai Jinran: You have great power and no one can bully you. You can do whatever you want.
Shangguan Yunchu thought for a while: Then I should marry the emperor.
Bai Jinran vomited blood: No! Tell me, what do you want?
Shangguan Yunchu blinked his eyes: From now on, you will only love me, pamper me and love me. You will not lie to me. You will do everything you promise me. Every word you tell me is the truth. You are not allowed to bully me or scold me. You must believe me. If someone bullies me, you will come out to help me as soon as possible. When I am happy, you will accompany me to be happy. When I am unhappy, you make me happy. You will always think that I am the most beautiful. You will dream of me in your dreams. Only I am in your heart...
Note: The male protagonist in this article is a sultry type, and the female protagonist is a crazy type. 1V1, humorous writing, casual writing, just for the fun of girls!
The introduction is incompetent, please read the text! Funny and touching go hand in hand, delicate and joyful go hand in hand, classical Chinese is good, and you won't regret jumping into pitfalls! Welcome everyone to jump in!
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