[Introduction to the spoof version]
"Mr. Chu, are you saying that you love me and want to have sex with me? In this era where passion can easily be stifled, are you sure that the love between men will not be immersed in a pig cage?"
"Yuan Yuan, you should understand what I said, I only like you."
"There's no difference. It's just that Mr. Chu, I seem to have forgotten to tell you. There are a lot of people behind me, so you need to line up!"
"Yuan Yuan, I'm here!" Ah Qi ran the fastest, hugged someone's unscrupulous arm, and shook it.
"Well, tell this idiot idiot who am I?"
"I am your caring little cotton-padded jacket."
"Master Qi, straighten your back like a man, don't look like a little woman."
"Ke Su, Ke Su, the Lun family has always been like this in front of you!" Ah Qi pointed at her fingers aggrievedly.
"Go away, who is that! Little Susu, come here."
Little Susu rushed over and pushed Ah Qi further, "Yuan Yuan."
"Be good, tell this guy in front of you, who am I?"
"Yuan Yuan is my woman."
After being slapped away, Uncle Feng forcefully pulled the unscrupulous person into his arms, "You are my woman, and you will only have me as a man." The knife fell from his hand, and Mr. Chu died.
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When she first came to another world, more than a hundred people in Beichen Mansion were massacred. She escaped with her young sister and vowed to kill her enemies with blood.
Three years later, an unexpected encounter forced her to passively use his power to seek revenge.
"My young master has been married to you for three years, and I have protected you from all worries. You can avenge me."
He is the most dazzling prince in this dynasty. He has the appearance of an immortal, as gentle as jade, and as cunning as a fox, but he is destined to tie her up for the rest of her life.
The new emperor ascended the throne and the situation was turbulent.
As the legitimate son of the Beichen family, she opened up a new era for Beichen.
Establishing the first intelligence agent organization as Iris, flying in red, killing all resistance for him.
As the seventh master, he gallops on the battlefield, surrounded by thousands of soldiers and horses, to protect his country.
She entered the harem as a princess from a neighboring country. When the political power changed, she turned around and used the most powerful means to become the most shining legitimate son of the dynasty.
"The three-year period has come and your empire has been stabilized. Why haven't you avenged me yet?"
"Because I don't want to let you go yet."
Cut the sandalwood in the ridges and place it on the dry side of the river. The water is clear and rippling.
Holding the hand of the child, the gentleness of the world.
The mountains and rivers are picturesque, but in the end they are no match for the smiles and flowers.
Thousands of years of time and space transformation just for her to meet him.
When her legitimate son's identity was exposed, she changed into a man's attire and put on red makeup, and all her charms blossomed just for him.
Territories were opened up, blood spilled across the four countries, the situation changed, and the country took precedence.
Every trauma, she says, is a form of maturation.