What happens when you choke on water?
What would happen if you choked on your drink and became the disciple of the most powerful master in the world, and everything was golden?
Gu Anan, who had just traveled through time, saw the golden scene and jumped towards it with great excitement. Emma, in her last life, she must have kindly caressed an old woman crossing the road, so God thought she was too kind and couldn't bear to let her die like this, so he put her in a good place like this! You must stroke her more often in your next life!
So Gu Anan started her plan to make money.
A year later, when the Shenma master came out of seclusion, he saw a desolate place with a few broken tiles and broken trees. Then think about the magnificent appearance a year ago that could blind the eyes of all the boys and girls! ! ! Look again at the girl who was roasting hare on a broken wood and eating it happily. The master of a certain magic horse spurted out a mouthful of old blood: Hot... Disciple, Master sees that you have great skills. You can destroy such a magnificent appearance like this. This kind of destructive power has never been seen before or since. I can no longer teach you magic horse, so you go home!
So with blood and tears in his eyes, a certain master took off the only valuable jade pendant on his body, quickly found a carriage, and packed Gu Anan home.
Emma, when I saw the legendary home, Gu Anan felt like chicken jelly, that big house, especially the plaque, did you see it? ! Did you see that? ! I guess you don't know me and I'm going to teach you how to read: Prime Minister's Mansion. Prime Minister's Mansion, do you understand? ! That's less than one person and more than ten thousand people. How much gold is that?
So Gu An'an had tears in her eyes: Dad~Mom~I'm back~
When she saw her domineering father and her mother who doted on her like a treasure. Gu Anan had the courage to sleep with the most beautiful man in the world, touch the most beautiful and miserable Imperial Master, knock down the most wealthy man in the world, and flirt with all the beautiful men.
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Highlight 1 (About those obscene little thoughts)
One day, a woman secretly climbed up the wall of His Royal Highness with a ladder. When she saw a handsome man taking a bath in the open-air hot spring, her eyes gleamed and her mouth watered.
"Someone, come here and drag the person peeping on the east wall out to feed the dog!" Just watch it once! I couldn't bear it after watching it twice! ! But you have been peeking at me for three months. My uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't!
"It's so hot~~~It's so hot~~~Your Highness, I really love you!! Trueer than gold, you can't do this to me..." A certain woman who was convinced that the wall couldn't come down was kicking and beating the guards who ran over, while howling like a wolf.
Highlight 2 (Those little thoughts about greed for money)
"Handsome boy, I like you. My heart for you is truer than heaven and deeper than the sea." A certain woman looked at the robe on a certain enchanting man affectionately. My heart was filled with chills. Could it be that... Could it be that this was the clothes of the legendary ink and wash shop where an inch of silk thread was worth a thousand gold? Could it be that this was the legendary wealthy man? !~~She was so happy that she cried. She must have done too many good things in her previous life! Absolutely! !
"Where did this beggar come from? Wangcai didn't kick me out yet!" A certain man looked at a certain woman's clothes made of gold with disgust.
"Beautiful man, I'm not a beggar~~~I chased you thousands of miles away, you can't do this to me~" A certain woman burst into tears, and she must never let go, okay? ! Where can I find such a beautiful and wealthy wealthy person? !
Highlight 3 (Those little thoughts about ambitions)
"Daughter, you have studied martial arts with the master for more than ten years. Are you preparing to start a sect or fight on the battlefield?" A certain domineering father asked kindly.
"Why do I have such low ambitions? Dad, you look down on me too much!" A certain girl crossed her legs and gave her father a white look.
"Oh? I didn't expect that my daughter's ambition is even greater. Can you tell her father?" A certain father asked happily. His daughter is really not a thing in the pond!
"Spicy... Of course it's the little chick who has been picked all over the world..."