We went on a date to the top of the mountain, but didn't want to receive a breakup text message from my boyfriend. At this time, there was thunder in the sky.
God! Please kill the cheater!
God did strike, but it was not him, but her.
Just chop it up, and ask her to pay for someone else's hare!
Aren't hares just from the wild? Why should we pay compensation? Who are you? Such a loud tone?
A certain man: If I say I want to compensate, I will compensate!
Her: I am the king? What's your size, Wang? Are you obsessed with filming? Which crew are you from? Do you know who I am? My father is Hua Jinhong, the boss of Huashi Film and Television Group, and he will block whoever he wants!
Attendant: Oh, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it turns out to be Miss Hua.
Her: You are the lady! All of you are young ladies!
Attendant: Oh, no, flower girl!
Her: Your Japanese have entered the village! You are the flower girl!
She: I looked around and found that I was lost. I dare to ask Mr. Wang, how to go down the mountain? Going to the Ring Road in W City? I'll just pay you the rabbit's money later.
A certain man: This is not W City and there is no ring road. This is the suburb of the capital city of Daxian Kingdom, and it is my king's territory!
Her: Wang——? Is there water in his head? A king in one mouthful? Or have you been possessed?
A group of people came running from a distance, all with swords and arrows hanging on their bodies! Murderous!
Everyone: Your Highness, King Qi, are there assassins?
King Qi? She looked at this group of people in horror! Where is this-?
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The female protagonist travels to a certain ancient dynasty. The male protagonist is cold-faced, while the female protagonist is strong. In PK, who is stronger?
Hostess: This girl has a cold face all day long, as if someone owes him two cents! `
Male Protagonist: Why didn't I find her so beautiful and cute before?
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Male protagonist: We've had enough fun and enough fuss. It won't be fun anymore when we get older. Let's get married as soon as possible.
Hostess: Is the border quiet?
Male Protagonist: Hasn't Linguo at the border already become your territory?
Hostess: That's right, what about the corrupt officials in the country?
Male Protagonist: You have beaten me down, who dares to be greedy?
Hostess: Oh, let's go to bed then. We'll discuss it tomorrow. It's getting dark already! Get more sleep and stay healthy!
Male protagonist: I'll make the quilt.