Playful and Foolish Concubine

Yun Chuxiao said that there was probably no one in this world who was as unlucky as her. In her previous life, she lived a carefree and carefree life in modern times. Unexpectedly, God, who was not discerning, became jealous and made her become a member of the time-traveling army. Well, time travel is time travel. Although she doesn't want to, she is still alive at least, right? When she was reborn as a human being, in order to live freely and avoid being in an arranged marriage, she pretended to be stupid and ugly, and finally managed to become a twenty-two-year-old old girl in ancient times. Unexpectedly, the damn God became jealous again and got a domineering, arrogant, arbitrary and dictatorial man by her side. As a result... She would be in dire straits for the rest of her life! She said: If you are in my heart, what if there are three thousand rivals in love? He said: If I am in your heart, why not let the world down? Fragment 1: In the dimly lit cave, his face looked extremely pale and his eyes were red. The strange poison invaded his body, and the torment of the two worlds of ice and fire made him endure so much that he almost broke his teeth. Holding on to the last bit of consciousness, he yelled at her: "Don't come near me, I don't want to hurt you!" Seeing how he was so angry but could not bear to care about her, his cold and unusual heart began to throb unknowingly. Ignoring his warning, she approached him: "Tell me, what can I do to save you?" "The only thing that can save me is your body..." He struggled to pronounce the words, thinking that saying this would scare her away. But he didn't expect that after a while of silence, she would undress Luo Shang in front of him. Excerpt 2: One day, in a certain place, a certain peerless young lady made a sensational scene in the wedding ring. She was fluttering in white and graceful, and she challenged a thousand people by herself. A dance, a song, a poem, a painting, all of which are stunningly talented and radiant. Seeing that he was about to win the championship, a certain man, who had a gloomy face in the audience from beginning to end, could no longer bear it and flew onto the stage and forcibly abducted the person. "Bastard! You are already mine, and yet you dare to provoke other men. Do you want to die or live?" Excerpt 3: One day, a certain man went out for something and needed to stay outside for a while. So a certain man's little son, who had just turned three years old, ran into a certain man's room that night and strongly demanded to sleep with his wife. After hearing this, a certain man's wife asked: "Why do you want to sleep together? Don't you usually sleep alone?" The little guy immediately replied sternly after hearing this: "Normally, now that dad is gone, I am dad, and dad and mom have to sleep together." A certain man's wife couldn't help laughing when she heard this, but she couldn't help but agree. Unexpectedly, after sleeping for a few days, the little guy refused to leave. When a certain man was about to return, his wife asked the little guy helplessly: "If you don't leave, but daddy is coming back, what should I do if daddy has no place to sleep?" The little guy quickly replied: "Then let daddy not come back, or let him sleep in my bed before he comes back."