The useless orphan Yue Xi, who lived in a muddle-headed way in his last life, traveled through time and became the miserable queen Han Yuexi in this life.
She lived with several women in a palace not far from the imperial capital, all of whom were abandoned by the old and young emperors.
Their only goal in life is to wait for death!
Yue Xi, who had just died, naturally did not want to die again. She had nowhere to go anyway. He simply led such a large group of people to live in a palace that was about to die.
No food or drink? Rob!
No money to spend? Rob!
Corrupt officials have all these things ready-made at home. They have hands, feet and brains. How can they still just wait to starve to death?
So...
Yue Xi took a porcelain pillow and smashed walnuts while chatting amiably with the county magistrate: "Master Magistrate, I am a very reasonable and practical person."
'Pop', the hard walnuts were slapped away, and the table was covered with scum.
The magistrate wiped his sweat, as if his own head had been smashed into pieces!
"So, I won't say anything to you. From now on, we are a family, and what's yours is mine! But don't worry... Your wife and children are still yours. I'm not greedy, I just want money and food. Haha, haha..." Yue Xi patted the man's shoulder with one hand and said generously.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth on," the magistrate cried. His heart ached, his liver ached, his flesh ached, his balls ached... In short, everything hurt.
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With a full stomach and a bulging wallet, Yue Xi felt that he should start a family.
But where can I find a ready-made husband?
In the fifth year of Yongning's reign, the emperor got married. On the crowded Yudao Street, Yuexi blocked the guard of honor and snatched the bride!
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Spoiler
Immediately, the young emperor was as beautiful as jade and looked like spring flowers. He looked down at the person blocking his way with cold eyes and his lips were tightly closed.
Under the horse, Yue Xi, dressed as a man, stood with his hands behind his back, his thin shirt fluttering in the cold wind. He stood there charmingly with a smile on his face: "Daughter-in-law, I am not dead yet, who gave you the courage to climb the wall and marry another person?!"
This story is purely fictitious, and any similarity is pure nonsense!
Qiancai's new story is a new one. Both the male and female protagonists have been soaked in '84', which is absolutely clean. A little sad and happy, with a sweet ending.
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