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“Brother, a man gave me a hundred yuan today and asked me to bring flowers to Mommy!” Luo Sitong looked at the bouquet in her hands with disdain.
“Pathetic. You sold out for a hundred yuan? The trash can’s outside. You know what to do?” Luo Size ordered without even looking up.
“Got it!” Luo Sitong knew her mistake: she should have asked for more money!
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“Brother, a man says he’s rich and wants to marry Mommy!”
“Did you ask how much he’s worth?”
“Over a million, I think!” Luo Sitong had done a little investigating too.
“Broke!”
Luo Sitong immediately understood. Time to unleash Tongtong…
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“Brother, he says he’s our daddy, and he’s rich and powerful!” Luo Sitong’s eyes turned to hearts. This man was handsome!
“How rich?”
“Probably very rich!” Judging by his clothes and his car, Luo Sitong thought he must have a lot of money.
“Two-month trial period. If you pass, you get the job. If you fail, you’re out.” Luo Sitong took a look and was reasonably satisfied!
[Terms of the trial period]
One: You may not sleep in Mommy’s bed, and you absolutely may not enter her room.
Two: The babies always come first, Mommy second.
Three: If the babies and Mommy say one, you may not say two.
Four: Ignore all housework. Mommy and the babies won’t do it either.
Five: When Mommy is in trouble, Trial Daddy must show up.
[Ten thousand words omitted]
Scene One: “I hear you’re trying to court my mommy?” Luo Size gave the man a cold look.
A man with only a moderate amount of money thought he could court his mommy? Go earn a few billion first!
“Little Size, I promise I’ll treat your mommy well. Please let me in!” Shui Lige pleaded, looking like a wickedly beautiful, submissive man.
“You failed. Not happening!”
Scene Two:
“Brother, I saw that man who says he’s our daddy cuddling a woman outside yesterday. What should we do?” Luo Sitong was upset. She had seen Gu Yanfeng embracing a woman at a banquet today, and they had looked very close.
“Where’s Xiaoqing? Have Xiaoqing take good care of him tonight!”
Luo Sitong understood at once and silently mourned for him for three seconds.
Scene Three:
“During the trial period, aren’t you going to inspect the merchandise first?” Gu Yanfeng asked with a wicked grin.
“Gu Yanfeng, if you don’t want the babies to kick you out, you’d better behave.” She was all talk, really. She was scared to death…
“I think you should try the merchandise first. If you don’t like it, you can still exchange it. But if I pass the trial period, you won’t be able to exchange me!” Of course, even if he failed, she’d never escape his grasp.
“That does make some sense…” Luo Qingman decided she could give it a try.
“Then what are we waiting for?”
With a bang, before Gu Yanfeng could react, he found himself locked in a cage.
“Lesson two in self-defense against wolves: the cage trap. Enjoy!” Luo Qingman clapped her hands, looking very pleased with herself.
“Luo Qingman, get back here!” Gu Yanfeng’s roar echoed through the spacious villa, while Luo Qingman had already put on her headphones and gone to sleep in the study next door!