[My house was ransacked as soon as I traveled through time. Before my stool was warm, I found out that I was in danger. I had to abandon the days of eating and drinking and run away...
Entering the world halfway?
Yes!
This is the ancient pseudo-jianghu road of time-traveling women, you read that right! A bloody time travel... It shouldn't be a bloody plot!
Thirteen years ago, there was a saying that went like this: In the mist and confusion, escape from the world in Changyang!
Legend has it that if you can find the road to the mist and enter the door of the mist, you can obtain the most precious treasure in the world, or you can defy heaven and change the world!
However, there are people who laugh at the world with just one sentence, so the legend can only become a legend...
But thirteen years later, a fish-keel-shaped key stirred up trouble again. It seemed that everything was vaguely fulfilling the mystery of the 'mist' road...
The body of Yu Muwan, the legitimate daughter of the General's Mansion, has a soul from another world. Because her original body carries a secret, rumors in the world begin to drag her into the mist, intentionally or unintentionally...
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This is the content of the small theater:
1The emperor has an order: Conquer the house!
"This... Should... Be none of my business, right??"
2Rumor in the world: Treasure!
"Sure enough... It's just as bloody as the novel: the treasure is a dark cave, and then I smashed down a piece of paper and wrote four words on it - just kidding!"
3She is the concubine of King Qi, but——
"It's a joke. I don't even have a household registration, so I'm still afraid of you getting a marriage certificate?"
4She protects the shortcomings——
"I'll beat you to death! Beat you to death! Beat you to death!" She raised a whip in her hand and whipped the person huddled on the ground non-stop.
He looked at the man who was beaten with blood all over his body, swallowed hard, and said tremblingly: "Sister, don't... Stop hitting him, I just hit him..."
"... Oh... Ah?..." She put away the whip in a timid voice, squatted down, and smiled sheepishly at the half-dead man: "I'm so sorry! My hand cramped just now, and I hit it wrong... Well, I have some money on me. You can go find a doctor to treat your injury!" She took out the only penny she had on her body and stuffed it into his hand like a charity.
He turned around and lectured: "You just walk well, why do you have to bump into others?! Look at your thin arms and legs. Your resistance is not good to begin with. What if you bump into someone else and get infected with some bacteria or something? Next time you want to bump into someone, just call Hu Yi. If you don't like whoever you like, let him bump into him. Don't go into battle yourself!..."
5She sings——
"Mu Qing said you can scare a cow to death when you sing... I really don't believe it! How can you scare a cow to death? You can scare a building down!!"
6The most beautiful woman in the world wants to compete with her talent——
"Poems and songs?"
Shaking his head, "... Change it!"
"Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting?"
Shaking his head again, "... Change it again!"
"Dance? Female celebrity?"
Continue, "Change!"
The beauty is angry! "... Then what do you know?!"
She turned her head and looked confused: "What do I know?"
He replied: "Stay!"