"What? My servant actually became the president in such a short time?" Chu Yiran looked at Liu Qiang in disbelief. It took Chu Yiran half a year to find a job, but it only took her a servant just one morning, not to mention that her servant was a mussel spirit that had been sealed in a river mussel for more than three thousand years. The seal on him was just opened by Chu Yiran yesterday. Chu Yiran immediately ran to the door of the chairman's office and saw that the president who walked out was the servant she had just accepted...
Wonderful tidbits:
(1) When Chu Yiran came back, she only brought back one big river clam. Chu Yiran glanced at the big river clam in the pool and found that the big river clam in the pool had disappeared. Could it be that he was a river clam spirit? I thought I would be able to make a fortune with this river mussel, but I didn't know that what I picked up was a river mussel spirit. Chu Yiran couldn't help but trembled, and asked stutteringly: "You, you, are you a clam spirit?"
The Clam Spirit said unhappily: "Although I am not a great immortal in the South China Sea, I am still a Clam Immortal who has practiced for three thousand years. Can you please stop calling me 'Clam Spirit'?"
"Since you are a god, why don't you go back to the sea and let me bring you back?"
The clam spirit shrugged and said, "There is no way. The Dragon King sent me to guard a monster, but I was careless and let him run away. The Dragon King punished me and sealed me in this clam shell. He said: If someone takes me home and washes away the sand on my body, I can regain my freedom. But..." He hesitated a little here.
Chu Yiran asked: "Just what?"
"It's just that I have to recognize the person who picked me up and cleaned me up as my 'master'."
The corner of Chu Yiran's mouth twitched. If she lived with a clam spirit, Chu Yiran would go crazy sooner or later. Said: "I don't need a clam spirit to be my servant."
"It's the clam fairy, not the clam spirit." He corrected.
"Okay, I don't care if you are a clam spirit or a clam fairy. Please go back to where you come from and don't disturb my life, okay?"
The clam spirit said aggrievedly, "Master, please have mercy on me."
Seeing his pitiful look, Chu Yiran sighed and asked, "Do you know any magic?"
"My spell was blocked by the Dragon King three thousand years ago."
Chu Yiran looked him up and down. From his appearance, he didn't look like a person who could do housework. I asked again: "Then what can you do?"
"I can do housework."
Since he said he could do the housework, let him stay and do the housework for me as if he were a male nanny. Although it's far from what I imagined, at least I won't have to do those troublesome housework anymore.
"What's your name?"
"Mr. Cheng."
"Okay, you will stay here and be my nanny from now on."
"Male nanny." He thought thoughtfully and asked, "What is a male nanny?"
Chu Yiran explained: "A person who does housework for someone is called a 'nanny'. Since you are a man, of course you should be called a 'male nanny'."
"Why do people who do housework for someone have to be called a 'nanny'?" He asked again.
Chu Yiran: "..."
Chu Yiran took out a black suit from his closet. This suit was from Chu Yiran's class activities when I was in college. She acted in a sketch in which Chu Yiran played the groom at a wedding. So I bought this suit. Since then, this suit has been kept in the cupboard and has never been worn again. Chu Yiran handed it to him: "If you wear this from now on, you can no longer wear the clothes you are wearing."
Cheng Jun asked: "Why can't you wear the clothes I'm wearing now? I think the clothes I'm wearing now are pretty good, but the clothes you got are weird and won't look good on you."
"The clothes you are wearing now are from ancient times, but now we have reached modern times. If you wear these clothes on the street, others will definitely mistake you for an actor, or think that you are promoting yourself."
"What is an actor? What is self-promotion?"
Chu Yiran: "..."
"Anyway, you can't wear this dress anymore."
"Okay, Master." Cheng Jun said