Freak Baby: the Landlady Needs to Be Gentle

Rental: No restrictions on men and women! No limit to types! There is no limit to rich or poor! Stop if you are sick! Pervert, get out! Price negotiation, whoever you like! Free is impossible! There is a chance for a discount! "Hello? Is this a rental house where you are?" "Yeah, that's right." "Do you have a real estate certificate?" "Yes." "Is personal safety guaranteed? Will there be compensation for accidents? Are the three meals a day nutritious?" "…" "The requirements are not high. In the morning, I need milk, bread, fried dough sticks, soy milk and a bowl of bird's nest porridge..." "Crazy!" The phone hung up with a bang. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "Hey, brother, do you want to rent a house there?" "That's right." "Is it really a luxury villa?" "That's right." "How much is the rent?" "Interview." "Is there a pink I like?" "No." A big man pink... "Ah, can I paint it myself after renting?" "I don't mind if you pay for it yourself." "Oh yeah! Then I'll go take a look now!" "Well, wait." "Brother, are you going back on your word?" "Call me sister next time!" After saying that, he hung up the phone. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "Listen, I'm going to live on campus!" "Just go ahead with peace of mind!" "Just stay for a while and come back. Don't forget to clean the room!" "Well, don't worry, sister! We are the cleanest ones!" "Yeah! I hope so!" Ten days later "Please come inside." After saying that, he took out the key and opened the door. The corner of his mouth twitched and he took out his mobile phone. "Hey! Where did he go? Why is my house a garbage pile?" "Ouch! That's obviously a garbage dump!" The person on the other end of the phone said seriously "Is sister back? Sister, we don't have any clothes to wear! Sister, we don't know how to wash!" -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "Miss Cao, I heard a legend." "What legend?" "They said there had been murders in this villa before." "Oh the legend is false." "That's good, that's good." As he spoke, he patted his chest and let out a long breath. "Because that's true." "Ah!" My heart raised again, "I won't rent it anymore! I won't rent it anymore!" "Hey, it's because of you that we don't have female tenants!" Blinking his eyes, "Why don't they dare if you dare to live here? Is there any difference between you and women?" "What do you mean?" The crowd shouted angrily! -=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "Cao Xiaogao! We protest!" "What?" "We protest! You don't care about food!" "My instant noodles disappeared inexplicably because of those people." "Instant noodles are not nutrition! We need food!" "If you want to eat it, cook it yourself!" "No!" "Then what do you want?" "You do it!" "No way!" "We'll pay for the food!" "Don't do it!" "Plus two hundred yuan a month for labor!" "I'll do this, I'll do it!" A new tenant said excitedly "Go aside!" -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "Xiao Gao, look at this car!" "No, not bad!" Cao Xiaogao's mouth twitched as he looked at the car on the advertisement. "It must be very cool to drive out!" "…" QQ can also be popular "Auntie Xiaogao, there is something wrong with Hu Xiaomei's brain. We are used to it." As he spoke, Tuoba Xiaoyan and Tuoba Xiaoyu shook their heads and sighed. "How do you two want to die?" Hu Xiaomi said through gritted teeth. This woman was sloppily dressed and bought a haunted house to rent out, attracting...