Master, I Love You

She traveled through time due to a lightning strike and attached herself to the paper figure he cut. She was hit by aphrodisiacs and no one came to relieve her. Under the suffering, he took a pen and paper to observe and record the symptoms with a cold eye, and was unmoved by her spring spirit. After studying medicine for three years, he went down to the palace and swept across the world. The immortal doctor is my master, the imperial master is my uncle, the queen is my aunt, and all the royal family and relatives see that I am so carefree. With an imperial edict, she was named the Princess of the Qing Dynasty, but she was no match for the master's elixir for beauty and fitness. The kings, grandsons, and nobles offered gold, silver, and jewels to propose marriage, but they were not as comfortable and powerful as the master's body, which was warm in winter and cool in summer. Recognize poisonous flowers, save the queen, fight against powerful people, and cure plagues; you slap my face, and I will reveal your adultery; you break my wrist, and I will cut off the roots of your descendants; you rob people's daughters, and I will dissipate all your wealth; you plunder the people, and I will punish you by being exiled to the army; you want to provoke a dispute between the two countries, and I will send you to be a military prostitute; there are still people who want to usurp the throne, and I will send you to the King of Hell to play for two days! Sister is too busy, Master, please wait, the robbery will come later! Fragment one: A certain woman was writing: "Master, my disciple summarized your life for you." "Oh, tell me?" A certain man smiled from ear to ear. "Actually, it's very simple. Master means eight words to his disciple - pet me, love me, and never stop me!" A certain woman said, shaking her head. Three crows flew over a certain man's head: "... These are ten words..." Fragment two: "Disciple, these are all killers sent by corrupt officials to harm you. Master has solved them for you. Each has two ears, a total of twenty." A certain man came to a certain woman carrying a black cloth bag to claim credit. "Master, you are so kind, thank you Master!" A certain man was really puzzled: "Disciple, can you tell Master why you have to cut off two ears for Master every time?" "Master, you don't understand. If you only cut off one of their ears, their bodies will be unbalanced."