People are unlucky, and even drinking cold water will get stuck in their teeth. She, Master Li, was the most unlucky one. She fell into the sewer and died after returning drunk.
Coincidentally, the daughter of Baihualou Yuniang, who was loved by everyone, was slapped to death by a ruthless man.
A modern ruffian, an ancient witch, both are perverts at heart. A modern lonely soul lives in an ancient body, and the body and soul become one. What kind of ridiculous story should be made, what kind of storm should be caused, and what kind of fate should be found...
He is the king of a country, and she is the daughter of a bustard. A pair of unrelated lovers accidentally bump into each other. From then on, there is constant laughter and joy.
The brothel is reborn, with constant jokes and constant troubles. First, there is a beautiful encounter with an evil man, then an enemy comes to the door on his own initiative, and the prefect's daughter also wants to mess with it...
Forced into the capital, there are constant pursuits and assassinations. Now there is a beautiful woman, a snake and a scorpion woman, and then there is a jackal housewife, isn't it? Princess, queen, everything is just a cloud, I only love the world of freedom.
The twin brothers from a prominent family were so infatuated with her that they betrayed their relatives and separated from each other; the daughter of the magistrate treated her with righteous indignation, and the whole city of Yangzhou was crazy about him, and the whole Daqi was overthrown by her...
The emperor doesn't want ladies to prefer ruffians, doesn't want a delicate cousin, but he stalks her? Is there any mistake? How could she fall in love with him? They are sworn enemies.
The poor scholar said she was a fair lady. Didn't she almost rape him? Is this the case? Or does this guy have a habit of being abused? Damn, the old saying goes like this. It makes my head spin. I wonder how many years my life will be shortened if I am with you?
And that bastard who loves to laugh at other people's jokes, damn you, sooner or later you will be laughed at by others, I swear, I will make you look foolish in front of everyone to avenge me for the past!
In this article, the heroine is naughty and cunning, bullies the weak and fears the strong, assesses the situation, retaliates, uses a little cleverness, deceives people without blushing, and tortures people to death without repaying their lives. She is a typical gangster girl.
The catchphrases, his grandma's, fuck, Lao Tzu, etc. Are habits developed in the past life and cannot be changed. I'm sorry!