[In this article, men are strong and women are strong, they are clean physically and mentally, devoted to love and pampering, scheming VS pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger!
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When people are unlucky, they are really afraid of ghosts!
She was a graduate of a certain business school, but she could fall to death even while counting money, and even traveled through time in a bloody way;
Just wear it, and even wear it on a stupid girl. She falls into the hands of a mysterious gang, and her life hangs on a thread;
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In order to survive, she made a clever plan to escape, and unexpectedly met Pan An, the "most beautiful man in ancient and modern times".
Just in time to catch up with the two beautiful men "Lian Bi", Pan Meiren and Xiahou Zhan, are traveling;
Men, women, old and young rushed to surround them one by one and "throw fruit into the car".
(My friends and I were shocked by this posture!)
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For the sake of fruit and survival, she gritted her teeth and threw herself in front of Pan An's car;
He simply pretended to be faint, but his cunning plan succeeded and he was transported back to Pan's house along with the pile of delicate fruits.
From then on, she pretended to be crazy, eating, drinking, and sleeping with others while carefully planning her revenge plan.
It's such a busy day!
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Pampering jokes
A certain woman held her chest with her hands and said sadly: "Recently, I have been feeling tight in my chest and want to vomit. I don't know if it's..."
Pan Meiren paused, stared at a certain woman with a dark face, gritted her teeth and said, "Yes?"
A certain woman was holding her chest to breathe out, and was slowly spitting out the three words "flatulence" that she had just finished speaking;
After hearing Pan Meiren's words, a certain woman was startled, her face became hot, she lowered her head and said shyly: "How could I say that..."
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Pan Meiren is cool
# Duanzi 1#
Shi Chong quietly leaned into Pan's ear and asked softly: "I heard that the current Empress Jia is extremely ugly, right?"
Pan lowered his eyes to drink, and replied calmly: "I don't feel anything."
Shi Chong said in surprise: "Isn't it?" Then he pointed at a thin and beautiful woman in front of him and asked: "What do you think of this first dancer in Jiangnan?"
Pan raised his eyes and took a quick glance, and said calmly: "I think there is no difference between her and Empress Jia."
Shi Chong squirted out a mouthful of wine and asked in dismay: "Then, where is that silly girl?"
Pan was silent for a moment and replied: "She is a little better than others."
Shi Chong had a dark look on his face: "I guess in your eyes, there are only two kinds of women in the world, silly girls and others."
Pan An looked calm and said slowly: "You can also have my mother..."
Shi Chong lost his balance and fell to the ground...
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At the banquet.
Princess Wu, who is said to be the most beautiful, said: "I have long heard that Mr. Pan is beautiful and beautiful, but when I saw him today, he was indeed the most beautiful."
Pan Meiren said calmly: "Pan knows that the princess is not the first to say this."
Princess Wu looked embarrassed and said sourly: "How could a man as talented and handsome as Mr. Pan fall in love with a stupid woman with mediocre looks and nothing? It's really puzzling!"
Pan Meiren calmly took a sip of tea and said with a calm expression: "How come Yangyang has nothing? Doesn't she have me? Since I already have both talent and beauty, she doesn't need these."
After a pause, he continued calmly: "On the contrary, the princess, who is said to be the most beautiful, is still alone and has to go abroad to recruit relatives. Isn't this even more puzzling?"
After hearing this, Princess Wu's face turned green and she fainted on the spot...
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[In troubled times {encounter} the "silly girl" who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger]
The Wei and Jin Dynasties are romantic, gorgeous and shiny, presenting you with the most pleasing visual feast;
Come and watch how the wise and foolish heroine pretends to be crazy and acts stupid, subverting "destiny"!
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Suspense? Dark belly?
The beauty greets her with indifference and coldness. She already knows the ending of history. Does she choose to protect herself wisely and find another beauty?
Or is it like a moth rushing to a flame, only taking one scoop of three thousand weak water?
Is the truth of history what she expected, or is there something else hidden?
In troubled times, beauties are all over the city, and there is a conspiracy between the court and the government. Who is the ultimate winner?
She guessed the beginning, but she couldn't guess the ending...