The Wicked Prince's Fiercely Adored Consort

[Parody Version] The floor was too slippery, so she slipped and fell: damn it. She transmigrated overnight and turned into a little girl: what a rip-off. Daughter of the prime minister, a refined young lady: to hell with that. Ordered by imperial decree to marry in someone else's place, to a sickly prince: damn his mother. [What a Rip-Off Version] Mention Feng Qingwu's name and you'll get an earache, a headache, and a heartache. She's a notorious “legend” people would love to strangle. Black and white, right and wrong: in one person's eyes, there's no distinction between them at all. They're all the same, with black and white reversed and right and wrong confused, taking turns on display. Innocent as a rabbit on the outside, but as dark as ink within: that's one certain person. She tricks people and swindles them out of money so wickedly that even the wind trembles. “Demoness” is the “nickname” everyone gives Feng Qingwu. When it comes to cunning, even foxes admit defeat. Shameless? If anyone calls Feng Qingwu that, she'll smile and accept the label, then thank them for the compliment. A poisonous tongue, as deadly as the world's fiercest venom, enough to sever every meridian and wreck all your internal organs. [Introduction] She was the finest of secret agents, but in a ridiculous twist of fate, she transmigrated into the body of the second young miss of the Prime Minister's residence in Dongsheng, a ten-year-old little girl who hadn't even grown up yet. She thought she could finally live carefree, but then an imperial edict came crashing down from the heavens. What? Aren't princesses and commandery princesses the ones who get sent off to marry for political alliances? And what's more, the other party is a man with one foot in the grave? Are you sure you've got the right person? He was Prince Xian of Shuijue, frail and sickly since childhood. Rumor had it he wouldn't live past twenty-five. At twenty-three, no woman dared marry him, but who knew it was all a disguise? Their two countries arranged a marriage alliance, and he met her. Through a twist of fate, he married her. From then on, he peeled away his layers of disguise for her and gave up everything, all for her alone. He was Feng Qingcheng, as exquisite as an immortal, with a refined and gentle nature. He should have been an unparalleled beauty, but he was weighed down by love and suffered the pain of forbidden desire. He knew it wasn't the love between siblings. He was Ba Lei Si, emperor of Tengjing, the embodiment of wicked charm, debauchery, and brutality, known as the Evil Emperor. His harem was filled with beauties, and women were merely tools for satisfying his lust. But after meeting her, for the first time, he wanted a woman with such intensity. Scene 1: “Master, this is terrible! The young miss took a group of people to Funiu Mountain. She says she's going to become the bandit chief.” A servant wiped the sweat from his brow. Feng Qingyun had just left court and was heading back to his room to change. He stopped in his tracks. “What, become the bandit chief? That wretched girl, what has gotten into her this time?” He immediately turned around and headed for Funiu Mountain. Scene 2: “Your Highness, the princess says she's going to the Crown Prince's residence to bond with the Crown Princess. She said you needn't wait for her to eat.” The guard glanced around uneasily. “Bond with her? Why did I hear they were mortal enemies back in Dongsheng? Tell me, what's going on?” The prince kept his head down and continued writing at his desk. “Well... actually, the princess is going to fight the Crown Princess.” The prince's hand paused. Then he said, “Call every guard and servant in the residence. Send them along to back the princess up.” The guard nearly stumbled. Scene 3: “Mother, the baby born to General Mu is so cute!” Three-year-old Shuijue Yechen looked up with wide eyes. Feng Qingwu immediately widened her eyes dramatically. “Yechen, let Mother tell you another truth: first love is wonderful, but it ends too soon. You must learn to control yourself. Your mother has both brains and beauty, yet she gave up an entire forest and hung herself from your father's crooked tree.” Shuijue Yechen's face went dark. He just wanted a little sister. [A shamelessly sweet romance, one-on-one, a powerful hero and a heroine who is no pushover. I can't write a proper blurb, but the story is fantastic.] A good book is hard to come by, so cherish it even if it costs a thousand coins. I'm on Xiaoxiang, so please add it to your collection.