[Introduction to the spoof version]
Graduation trip, falling off the cliff——Nima
Seriously injured during time travel, life experience unknown - sad
Lurking and exposed, wandering in the Three Kingdoms - cheating
Divine weapons to protect the body, martial arts unparalleled——Oh yeah
In this life and past life, God has destined her to be your sister.
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[Introduction to character version]
Bai Muxiang: Actually, I came to another world to make soy sauce, eat, drink and watch handsome guys, but I accidentally fell into some conspiracies and certain whirlpools, leaving me bruised and dizzy. Being the protagonist is very tiring.
Nangong Jin: How much I envy ordinary people who have kind fathers, filial sons, brothers, and respectful brothers. But as a prince, I am destined to have an extraordinary life. So, give me a more ordinary wife. I fell in love with you when I first met you that year. I am waiting for you to grow up and the day you marry me.
Bai Muxiang: Ahem, have I seen you?
Lang Zhongyun: This half of my life has been crazy and I haven't lived for myself. For the rest of my life, I just want to be myself. Are you willing to be with me?
Bai Muxiang: Uncle, I hate unethical love!
Jun Lanyi: Don't always say I'm young, I want to compete fairly with him.
Bai Muxiang: Be good, little shota, nothing is absolutely fair in this world. You should just go back to your promising career as a prince with peace of mind.
Nangong Yi: In this life and past life, I am only for you.
Bai Muxiang: Oh, how much money do I owe you and need you to chase after me?
Li Ruo: As long as you live a happy life, I will be satisfied.
Bai Muxiang: Hello everyone is really good!
More beauties are appearing one after another...
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Small Theater 1
She happily took off her costume, took her own clothes and put them on.
What is being sung outside at this moment is: "My wife, I have been separated from you for half a year, do you miss your husband..." The deep male voice has a hint of sadness. Listening to this voice, it seems that you can see the kind of longing eyes, passing through the years of separation, slowly crossing from thousands of mountains and rivers to the other side of lovesickness.
What kind of drama is this?
"Well, to be precise, it should be the two hundred and eighteenth day and five and a half hours." A pair of hands came up from behind and pulled her into his arms.
A touch of ambergris hits, and there is also a hint of travel dust, bringing with it the coolness of falling snow, the fragrance of wintersweet and the rush of horse hooves.
This cruel woman rushed over to see her after crossing three rivers without entering. Fortunately for her, she was still hiding.
He lowered his head and leaned gently on her shoulder. His voice was lazy, as if he had just been awakened from a clear dream by the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, with a hint of confusion in his laziness.
"Did you miss me?"
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Small Theater 2
Yeah! An enlarged face appeared in front of her, with a slight smile on it, and the mouth that was close at hand gently exhaled hot air towards her.
"How does this taste? Not bad, right?" The face retracted.
Only then did classmate Xiaobai realize that she had fallen asleep just now, and at this moment, her head was resting on someone's lap, holding someone's hand, and traces of water were faintly visible on her wrist.
Bai Muxiang rolled to the ground and looked carefully at the clothes on his body. Fortunately, they were intact. She looked at Lang Zhongyun with suspicious eyes, and Lang Zhongyun rolled his eyes at her and said, "I kindly asked you to sleep, but I didn't expect you to hold me and not let me go, and even opened my sleeves..."
"Okay, stop it!" Bai Muxiang, who was blushing, could no longer listen. Then she said suspiciously, "Who knows if you did it on purpose and wanted to take advantage of me."
Lang Zhongyun leaned his head over and whispered: "I have no interest in women who grind their teeth, snore, talk in their sleep and drool!"
Small Theater 3
"Try it, I cooked it myself." A certain prince's expression was a bit mysterious, "I have been asking the cook for advice for a long time."
Bai Muxiang frowned. Because you cooked it yourself, it really takes a lot of courage to eat it. Fortunately, it smells pretty good.
Well, if I don't go to hell, who will?
She mustered up the courage to pick up the spoon