Heaven's Destiny

[Parody Synopsis]

Graduation trip, plunge off a cliff: damn it!

Transmigrate with serious injuries, no idea who I am: what a disaster!

Undercover identity exposed, adrift in the Three Kingdoms: what a rip-off!

Divine weapon protecting me, peerless martial arts: Oh yeah!

Past life and present, destiny decreed: yeah, right!

[Character Synopsis]

Bai Muxiang: Actually, I only came to this other world to kill time, eat and drink my fill, and admire handsome men. But I accidentally got caught up in one conspiracy and another, ending up battered, bruised, and dizzy. Being the heroine is exhausting.

Nangong Jin: I envy ordinary families, where fathers love their children and siblings care for one another. But as a prince, my life was never going to be ordinary. So, please grant me a wife who is a little more ordinary. I fell for you the first time I saw you. I've been waiting for you to grow up, waiting for the day you'll marry me.

Bai Muxiang: Ahem, have we met?

Lang Zhongyun: I've spent half my life living wildly, never once for myself. With the time I have left, I just want to be myself. Will you come with me?

Bai Muxiang: Uncle, I hate relationships with huge age gaps!

Jun Lanyi: Stop calling me a child. I want to compete with him on equal terms.

Bai Muxiang: Be good, little boy. Nothing in this world is absolutely fair. You'd better go back and focus on your very promising career as Crown Prince.

Nangong Yi: In this life and the last, I live for you alone.

Bai Muxiang: Oh, how much money do I owe you that you're chasing me like this?

Li Ruo: As long as you're happy, that's enough for me.

Bai Muxiang: Everyone being happy is what really matters!

More handsome men will appear in due course...

[Bonus Scene One]

She happily took off her costume and changed into her own clothes.

Outside, someone was singing: “My lady, we've been parted for half a year. Have you missed your husband...” The man's low voice carried a trace of sorrow. Just hearing it seemed to conjure a gaze longing for someone out of reach, crossing the years of separation from beyond countless mountains and rivers, slowly arriving on the far shore of longing.

What play was this from?

“Well, to be precise, two hundred and eighteen days and five and a half hours.” A pair of arms wrapped around her from behind and drew her into an embrace.

A faint scent of dragon's-breath incense drifted over, along with the dusty air of a long journey, the chill of falling snow, the delicate fragrance of wintersweet, and the bustle of galloping hooves.

This heartless woman! He'd hurried here to see her without even stopping in Sanchuan, and what did she do? She hid from him.

He lowered his head and rested it gently on her shoulder. His voice was languid, as if he'd just been roused from a sweet dream by birdsong and flowers, yet there was something captivating in it.

“Have you missed me?”

[Bonus Scene Two]

Ah! An enlarged face appeared right before her eyes, wearing a cheeky smile. The lips just inches away from hers softly breathed warm air at her.

“How do you like my lordship's taste? Not bad, right?” The face pulled back.

Only then did Xiao Bai realize that she'd fallen asleep. At that moment, her head was resting on someone's thigh, her hand was holding someone's, and faint traces of water could be seen on her wrist.

Bai Muxiang sprang to her feet and carefully checked her clothes. Thankfully, they were intact. She looked at Lang Zhongyun suspiciously. He rolled his eyes at her and said, “I was kind enough to let you sleep, and you clung to me, refusing to let go. Then you even pulled back my sleeve...”

“All right, that's enough!” Bai Muxiang's face flushed bright red; she couldn't listen to another word. Then she said suspiciously, “Who's to say you didn't do it on purpose, just to take advantage of me?”

Lang Zhongyun leaned closer and whispered, “I'm not the least bit interested in a woman who grinds her teeth, snores, talks in her sleep, and drools.”

[Bonus Scene Three]

“Come on, give it a taste. I cooked it myself.” A certain prince wore a mysterious expression. “I spent ages asking the cook how to make this.”

Bai Muxiang frowned. The fact that you'd cooked it yourself made it take even more courage to try. At least it smelled pretty good.

Fine, if I don't go to hell, who will?

She summoned her courage and picked up the spoon...