The Money-Minded Wife Is Hard to Please

The year 2012 has arrived. She wakes up and thinks, “Damn, I transmigrated!” She’s actually become a rich heiress. Well, it’s like a pie fell from the sky and hit her on the head. She’s still alive, and now she has countless treasures. This young lady is rich at last! Ha ha! Want to know what someone who sees money and goes crazy looks like? Just look in a mirror! She sleeps on piles of money and even wakes up smiling from her dreams! Excerpt One: “Miss, Miss, this is terrible! Young Master Xia is packing to leave. He says you’re too difficult to deal with!” “Brother Xia, please forgive me just this once~~~ I promise I won’t do it again~~~” the young woman pleaded coyly. The man pretended not to hear and shook her hand off with all his might. Her expression changed. “Hmph! You want to leave? Fine. Yellow One through Yellow Twelve, carry out the family law!” At her shout, several figures suddenly flew across the courtyard, and a huge net closed around the entire place. Then came a chorus of barking. Twelve rooms opened, and a large yellow dog charged out of each one, all baring their teeth as if ready to devour someone alive. Soon, cries of pain rang throughout the courtyard. Excerpt Two: “What do I do? I’m still running a deficit! Was I born incapable of being a miser?” “Your old man is pushing you to become a bandit!” “That’s not a bad idea. Why don’t we go rob a stronghold?” “If I told you to sell yourself, would you open a brothel too?” “How did you know? Pretty-boy, get ready to entertain a customer~~~” The man’s face went dark. “Have you ever heard of a man entertaining customers?” “Sure. Women are called prostitutes, and men are called gigolos. Besides, gigolos make more money,” the young woman said with a solemn air. The veins bulged in his forehead, and he replied stiffly, “Then what would you do?” “I’d collect the money,” she answered without hesitation. “Damn, you want me to be a gigolo to make money for you?” The man felt like dying, but somehow he couldn’t let his fury out.