One sentence synopsis: This is the story of a sullen and sinister man and a bold and aggressive woman.
She is the commander of millions of forbidden troops in the imperial court. She has strong martial arts skills and a sharp gaze. How could she marry a weak and bookworm just because of her parents' orders? Although he is a heir apparent, it is still a waste of money! What? Military orders are like mountains? Just kidding, wouldn't she be out in the field and her military life would be compromised?
So, on a dark and windy night, she jumped over the wall to resolve the inexplicable ghost engagement.
Just...
Although Jiangnan is poetic and picturesque, the public security seems to be not very good? Otherwise, why would she hide as a servant and jump on a boat, only to meet a charlatan and rob a decent man?
Well, who calls her a hero among women and the embodiment of justice? It was not a big deal to save his innocence, but unexpectedly, he failed to save him and accidentally took the magic medicine and fell into a coma!
She thought she was unlucky, and after half a month of ups and downs, she came back ashore. Not only did the robbed good man return miraculously, but he even took personal care of her and explicitly hinted that he was interested in her. Just when her heart was slightly moved, he actually revealed his true colors and transformed into the breed she hated most in her life, a bastard who pretended to be a pig and eats the tiger! ?
Okay, okay, what do you hate? ! At worst, she would lock her heart away from him and kick him out.
But - this guy's patience seems to be a little stronger? Not only did she stalk him, but she also pretended to be stupid and claimed that she had taken advantage of him to ruin her reputation. Although she did do this and that with him, it was because of the aphrodisiac! ! ! Her stern refutation not only failed to win any sympathy, but actually attracted countless condemning looks, claiming that she must be responsible? !
Damn it, she, she, she is a woman! Woman! When did women start taking responsibility for men? ! !
The most important thing is that she didn't come to Jiangnan just to break off the engagement or fall in love...
What is the highest level of evil? Eat people without spitting out bones, close your eyes without telling lies, put on a show without being deliberate, innocence is not a pretense...
Small Theater 1
P: "In the beginning, human beings are inherently good."
"Wow, so a person already knows the benefits of sex right from birth?!"
After a night of supper, a certain female general woke up suddenly, dumbfounded, pointing at her naked self and him, "I, I, I, I..."
The man responded in a gentle and calm manner, "Good day, Miss Zhuozhuo, she took a special aphrodisiac last night."
Aphrodisiac? Aphrodisiac! ! !
Zhuo Zhuo pointed at him with trembling hands, "You, you, you... How..." The man sighed, "Don't you recognize Yue? We are already married, and Yue will be responsible."
Be responsible! ? The female general was stunned, "Oh my God!"
"Don't worry, girl. There won't be much blood and nothing will happen."
"Shut the hell up—"
"How can a girl say dirty words?" He corrected calmly.
Bad language? ! Oh shit! Zhuo Zhuo took a deep breath and pointed at the door, "You bastard, get out of here!"
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Small Theater 2
The female general asked: "From a man's perspective, why do you think this is?"
Yue Tianya answered without thinking: "I really can't answer this question based on my personal ability."
The female general was confused: "Are you not a man?"
Yue Tianya immediately turned his head: "I am."
The female general was even more confused: "I thought there was something wrong with your personal abilities and you were no longer a man, so you couldn't answer this question."
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The introduction is weak, I really don't know how to write it, it's a one-on-one story about a strong man and a strong woman.
