When the snake princess escapes into the human world——
The snake world has lost a well-behaved princess, and the human world has gained a sinister scourge.
Lost all mana? The martial arts is still there!
You can still form gangs, gather in the mountains and forests, kill people and set fires!
Making suggestions is a breeze!
Fighting on the battlefield is not for amateurs!
We are good at plotting to usurp the throne!
The bloodthirsty prince, the soldiers are coming to stop him;
The mysterious palace master is covered by water and earth;
Travel through the poisonous concubine and fight with wits and courage!
The world is in your pocket; fighting is a piece of cake; husband, love me as much as my life!
When everything was calm, I realized that everything was back to the starting point...
1
Disciple A looked at the usually arrogant bloodthirsty prince lying at his feet, his eyes filled with blue light, "Master, what should we do next?"
A snake glanced at a certain prince indifferently, frowned and said, "Disciple, how can this be possible? How do you want this prince to meet people in the future!"
The prince, whose feet were poisoned and temporarily lost his power, breathed a sigh of relief.
"You should give up your martial arts skills and sell yourself to a brothel in Soochow to work as a male prostitute!"
Staring at the strong body of a certain prince, a certain snake said faintly.
"Boom!"
A certain prince was so frightened that he fainted.
2
Disciple B: Master, the martial arts conference will be held in the disciple's villa for three days. The disciple is prepared to provide all heroes with paid board, lodging, housing, 1 tael of silver per night for standard rooms, 3 taels of silver for deluxe rooms per night, maids and servants are charged by the hour, and various insurance packages are also launched, including insurance for broken hands and feet, insurance for skin and flesh, and insurance for the whole body...
A certain snake: Disciple, you are terrible at making money. Master will teach you. If you fight or something, you have to bleed. If you bleed, you have to wash it. If you wash it, you have to do it manually. Whoever bleeds has to pay the cleaning fee, which is one tael at a time. It only costs 10 taels for a three-day stay. Littering in the villa, spitting and damaging public health will be fined one tael for one time, and it will be 10 taels for three days. In addition, the auditorium is open, the entrance fee is 500 Wen, and a membership card is issued, which is 100 taels a piece. All the above services are discounted at 20%.
Disciple B: What if the martial arts heroes object?
A certain snake: Then tell him to get lost, but you didn't tell him to definitely come. If you want to be the leader of the martial arts league, you have to pay. This is a monopoly!
Disciple B: Master is mighty!
3
"Your Majesty, I am going to a martial arts competition to have a fight. I love you."
"My lord, I am going to Soochow to fight in a war. I miss you."
"Your Majesty, I am going to the Western Jin Dynasty to seek a court and usurp the throne. I will be back soon! Don't think about it!"
The man held the pieces of paper he had accumulated over the past few months and looked at the ecstatic fonts on them. His face turned pale to the extreme, and he gritted his teeth and growled.
"Snake Yueru!"