Question: What does it mean when you embark on a journey alone?
Answer: No friends!
Question: Then why are the people she meets along the way more weird than the last?
Answer: Birds of a feather flock together!
Audience: Who is like the second goods?
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Now that we have met, please cherish it.
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Abandon? Kidnapping?
"You have all abandoned me and are not close to me..." A certain woman looked at everyone as if she was about to cry.
Short oil! How do you think we are getting close to you? Didn't you see someone looking like he wanted to kill someone?
"It doesn't matter, I want to get close to you." A certain master directly put a certain woman on his shoulders, turned to the right and started walking
"Jun Lintian! Let me down! You are kidnapping! Kidnapping!" A certain woman kept yelling on the shoulder of the great god.
Kidnapping? You kidnapped my heart, and I haven't settled the accounts with you yet!
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Weird
"Well, which girl is she?" A certain great god looked at a certain girl curiously and asked
"Which of your eyes saw her?" A certain Lan looked at a certain master inexplicably.
"The way you look at her is very strange!" A certain master pointed at the girl diagonally opposite and looked at a certain woman and said
"Lanlan! I suddenly feel so hot!" A girl suddenly came closer and pulled on her clothes and said
What a horse? ! A certain Lan's eyes widened in surprise, he quickly calmed down, and quickly left the danger zone.
MD! Although I accept it! But it doesn't mean that she herself is
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Palm pressure
"Jun Lintian! Have you had enough?" A certain Lan gasped and stared at Jun Lintian
"Not enough." Jun Lintian looked at a certain Lan with an innocent face.
"I said! Jun Lintian, aren't you tired?" A certain Lan cursed angrily
"Good boy, do a few more palm presses. You'll get out of breath easily. You need to practice more." Jun Lintian said seriously.
"What kind of palm pressure!" A certain Lan was angry! She is clearly hanging in mid-air now.
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On the cliff of death
"Lan Lian! I will never give up on you in this life! I will never leave you alone."
"Jun Lintian! You'd better let me go! I don't want to die in the same year, month, and day with you."
"Impossible! I can let go of anything you want! I just can't let go of your hand."
"I said! It's dangerous on the cliff. Come back soon, okay?" A life-and-death scene was interrupted by someone.
In an instant, two powerful gazes were directed at someone
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Small Theater 1:2! It's contagious
One moonlit night with high winds
A certain idiot had insomnia, so he made trouble everywhere in the mansion.
"What do you want to do?" The people who were woken up said impatiently
"I have insomnia! Tell me what to do if I have insomnia."
"Go back to your room and count the sheep," a certain great master said with a cold face.
"Brother! What's wrong with me? I'm a Sheep. Shouldn't I be unable to sleep?" Everyone was silent.
"Everyone! Don't get too close to him! It's contagious," a woman said calmly.
"The spiritual world of bastards is a mystery to us." A cold girl said coldly.
Laughter
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Small Theater 2: Male vs Female
"Han Yangyu! Let go of your paw!" Shangguan Fei said coldly with squinting eyes.
"My hand is on my thigh." Someone innocently looked at his hand on his thigh.
"Put it on my lap!" Shangguan Fei yelled at Han Yangyu.
"Can you not imitate your good brother?" Mouli asked calmly.
"I didn't put my hands on you." A certain man replied calmly.
"Look at your feet!" Mouli growled through gritted teeth.
"I didn't do anything!" Seeing his dear glaring at him, a man looked at Mouli in confusion.
"It's just that you didn't do anything!" Ahem! A certain man felt that his sense of feminine integrity had fallen to the ground.
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The female protagonist is amazing! The male protagonist is mysterious! Plus the supporting characters are also lazy and gay!
Don't torture yourself, only torture your enemies!
The full text introduction is incompetent! The content is wonderful! It's cool to read it (Everyone: I hope so.