Uncle, Don't Even Think About Escaping

[Introduction to the official version] [Warmth + Darkness + Humor + Pure Love + Little Abuse + Little Pet] This is a story about a bitter old man who was captured by a scheming little Lolita. It is not a pet story. Friends who like to make people laugh, please be careful. When Fan Baobao was eight years old, he met Ren Yi for the first time. He said - Fan Baobao, from now on we will be a family. When he was nine years old, Ren Yi scratched the wall and burst into tears. From then on, Ren Yi never dared to bring a woman home again. When she was ten years old, Fan Baobao kissed Ren Yi, and Ren Yi chased her down two streets with a red (angry) face. When she was eleven years old, Fan Baobao cried and asked him why no man liked her. Ren Yi comforted her that since no man liked Baobao, he would raise her for the rest of his life. When she was twelve years old, Baby Fan had her first menarche. She cried and told Ren Yi that she was going to die. When he was fifteen years old, Fan Baobao had a boyfriend for the first time. Ren Yi got drunk and got into a car accident. Fan Baobao never dared to try it again. … PS: The heroine Fan Baobao is a little witch in the skin of an angel, and she is absolutely sinister. I will never give up if I call it Ren Yi's failure to achieve his goal~ Stop~ The male protagonist is an extremely hard-working uncle, with a beautiful appearance and a cold and arrogant temperament, he will definitely be overwhelmed~ [Introduction to the Literary Edition] He met her in the best years of his life, but at that time she was childish and ignorant. She fell in love with him in the best years of her life, but at that time, he avoided her like a scorpion. He loves her to death, and she is crazy about him... You were born before I was born, but I was born before you were old. You hate that I was born late, and I hate that you were born early. I was not born before you were born, but I was already old when you were born. It turns into a butterfly to look for flowers, and roosts on fragrant grass every night. [Introduction to the spoof version] What should I do if I fall in love with my niece, who is fourteen years younger than me, and who is still 'fed' by myself with my own hands? The miserable uncle scratched the wall and cried, ran over the wall and jumped into the lake to ask for help from the judges? Poor uncle:…