While working at her uncle’s shop, Wang Mengmeng got into a fight with a customer. She never expected him to hit her over the head with a bottle, knocking her unconscious on the spot.
When she woke up, Zhang Mengmeng had actually transmigrated to ancient times!
Fine, Wang Mengmeng shrugged and accepted her fate. So she’d transmigrated. She’d just treat it as a free vacation.
But of all the people she could have ended up as, she’d transmigrated into the body of a prince’s concubine, and not even a favored one. She was constantly bullied by the other ladies!
Wang Mengmeng was furious. The words “being bullied” did not exist in her dictionary!!!
Hmph! So she wasn’t favored? Wang Mengmeng grabbed a brush and wrote a furious, five-hundred-character divorce letter in simplified Chinese with pinyin!
Hmph! They wanted to bully her? If Wang Mengmeng didn’t bully every last one of them back, she’d write her surname backward!
Scene One:
Bai Xuanyang wrapped an arm around Wang Mengmeng’s slender waist and leaned down to whisper seductively in her ear. “Mengmeng, let’s be together.”
“Together with your brother-in-law!” Wang Mengmeng irritably pushed him away. “Let’s talk after that prince agrees to divorce me. I despise people who try to have it both ways.”
“I know you must look down on me…” Bai Xuanyang gazed at Wang Mengmeng pitifully, like an abandoned dog nobody loved.
“You don’t get to make decisions for me! Did I say I look down on you? And show some dignity as the Crown Prince! Stop staring at me like a lovesick girl!” Wang Mengmeng finished by giving Bai Xuanyang a manly punch in the chest.
“So if Ruohan divorces you, you’ll agree to be with me?!” Bai Xuanyang casually rubbed his aching chest and broke into a radiant smile.
Wang Mengmeng shot him a cold look and said cruelly, “Go play with yourself!”
Crack! Bai Xuanyang’s smile froze on his face. An invisible bolt of lightning struck him, leaving him charred inside and out.
With tears in his eyes, Bai Xuanyang silently swore that he was stuck with this woman for the rest of his life!
Scene Two:
Wang Mengmeng looked at the bowl of tremella and rock sugar soup spilled across the floor, and fury spread through her entire body.
“Rotten ass!” Wang Mengmeng cursed viciously.
The Third Madam, who had been strutting toward the door, stopped at once. She turned around and hurried over to Wang Mengmeng, pointing at her and shouting furiously, “What did you say?!”
“I said, ‘Rotten ass.’” Wang Mengmeng enunciated every word.
“Who are you calling that?!” the Third Madam shrieked.
“Whoever answers.”
“You!” The Third Madam flung out her sleeve in anger. Having been raised with a proper education, she had no idea how to respond.
“Slut,” Wang Mengmeng said flatly.
“You!”
“Hey.” Wang Mengmeng shrugged. “I wasn’t talking about you this time. Why are you getting so worked up?”
“Hmph!” The Third Madam angrily turned to leave.
“Idiot, moron, coward, jackass…”
“You!” The Third Madam stopped mid-step and pointed at Wang Mengmeng, her alluring face suddenly going pale.
“Hey, why are you so full of yourself? I’m talking to myself. Why do you keep answering me? If you want to leave, then leave!” Wang Mengmeng raised her middle finger and pointed toward the open door.
“Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!” The Third Madam let out a desperate scream and rushed out as if she’d gone mad.
P.S. I’ve started a new story~ This is my first time writing this kind of wish-fulfillment novel, so please bear with me~
I’d love some [hugs], [clicks], and [favorites].