Do you think a queen has to wear a dress and sky-high heels?
Do you think a queen has to be graceful and elegant, with a noble air?
Do you think a queen has to be surrounded by thousands and cheered by tens of thousands?
No, no, no… That’s because you haven’t met the little Lu Qi in my story!
This queen managed to win over the CEO of Lishang Company with nothing but a white T-shirt, jeans, and a head that wasn’t exactly full of ideas!
No fancy clothes, no spoiled attitude. Just one grand goal: turn the cold-faced CEO into a little girl and marry him off so he can keep her warm at night
But~~~ isn’t that goal a little too outrageous?
Still~~~ who is Lu Qi? She’s a man-eating flower, a force of nature! The more delicious the prey, the faster it gets eaten. So Gao Yiming, with both his looks and his brains in top form, hadn’t even figured out what kind of creature Lu Qi was before she swallowed him whole! Hahaha~~~~ Gao Yiming, you got what you deserved! That’s what you get for freezing so many people with that cold face of yours! Now be a good little bride and warm the bed for Her Majesty Lu! P.S. The author says the heroine is a total tearjerker, tremendously inspiring, and incredibly satisfying!~~~ Readers, don’t let yourselves be corrupted by Lu Qi!
Here are some of the hilarious scenes I’ve gone through so much trouble to bring you!
Scene One:
Lu Qi: “Gao Yiming, if you marry me, you have to learn the three obediences and four virtues. Always remember that a wife follows her husband, whether he’s a chicken or a dog. Stop wearing that wicked, shameless, icy face. Get lively and cheerful for me!!!”
The person across from her: “…” Looking full of regret about marrying her.
Lu Qi: “Hey, are you listening??? Did all my lectures go in one ear and out the other???”
And on she went, rambling endlessly…
Meanwhile, Little Gao crouched at the feet of the person yelling at him, dressed in a suit and chewing on his finger. “Who’s supposed to be marrying whom here? I’m the dignified CEO of a company, and I’m being bullied like this. I’ve got no face left!!! I’m going to fight back!!!”
They say true love means being able to read each other’s minds. “I’m telling you, don’t even think about fighting back. Resistance is futile. Just accept it. Hehe…”
Lu Qi grinned, looking absolutely wicked and queenly~
Scene Two:
Wearing a pink apron, Gao Yiming bit down on a little handkerchief as he made soup and reminisced about the old days: ~~~~(>_<)~~~~ Back then, Lu Qi wouldn’t have dared act up in front of me! Apart from that first time she stood up for someone, wasn’t I the one who put her in her place every time? Damn it, have I been brainwashed? I’m being bullied, yet I’m still cheerfully making soup~ Why haven’t I learned to fight back? If my parents, sister, and younger brother in America find out… Wow! They’ll explode with laughter. They might even laugh Grandma’s dentures right out of her mouth~ Boohoo…