Five years ago, she was a budding narcissus; five years later, she was a rose with thorns. He said that the most wrong thing he has ever done in his life is to miss you; she said that the most right thing he has ever done in his life is to fall in love with you again... When the strong wind is accompanied by the shower, when the earthquake is met by the tsunami, the two of them are in love with each other.
Five years ago, for him, she was willing to turn into nectar to nourish him and fulfill him.
Five years later, for her, he was willing to put down his body and fight for bouquets with the women around him; for her, he tore a few holes in a groomsman's dress with both evil and innocence, and then "embarrassingly" took someone's place; for her, he took over the entire city A.
"You have no advantages, but many shortcomings." A certain woman beat the war drum when a certain man was a beast.
"Are you deliberately looking for trouble?" A certain man will fight the beast to the end. In his eyes, her so-called shortcomings are all advantages.
"You are shameless!" A certain woman cried loudly...
"No, it's obscene!" A certain man pointed out.
Two bastards come together, unparalleled in the world, shameless and obscene, a match made in heaven...
Fragment one:
A certain woman neglected a certain man for several days and fucked with wolves every day. A certain man finally got mad and rushed to a certain woman and listed n major sins.
A certain woman was still stroking the wolf's fur and looked up at a certain man innocently, "Dabao doesn't know how to seduce a puppy. As the master, I have to teach him, right?"
A certain man suddenly had an idea, changed his previous aggrieved manner, leaned into a certain woman's ear and bit her tongue: "As the master, do you want to set an example?"
A certain woman suddenly understood, pushed away a certain man's big head, held Dabao in her arms and walked out, "Bao, Master, I will show you how to make a bitch's belly bigger!"
A certain man was shocked and stunned, having a headache over the little woman's stupidity. He wanted to fight a wolf, fight for the babies, and now he had to compete with a bitch. Could he be any more miserable? "Youya, come back!"
Fragment two:
"Mommy, Mommy, I want to eat something from the Jade Palace!" The pink and tender girl pestered her to kiss her mommy. There was only one truth...
"No!" Damn, isn't she her daughter? Dare to go to your love rival's place to eat delicious food? Is her mother's craftsmanship still inferior to that of a woman in her thirties?
"Foodie, you are so ignorant, that is Daddy's little wife's territory!" The little boy leaned on the sofa with a narrow look on his face.
The girl stared at her dear brother, thinking to herself that you are the one who is ignorant, okay, she is such a mother-protecting calf, and if she doesn't bully that little wife, bah, she is a bad woman, so sorry for her weak heart!
All in all, all in all, this is a way to pamper your wife. Although a certain man made a mistake, according to the words of the two treasures, now that the country promotes the CD-ROM operation, we have to set an example and use the waste. (Introduction is limited, content is unlimited⊙⊙Please leave a footprint after passing by...)