New Version of Westward Journey

Journey to the West is a novel about gods and demons, a classic of film and television, and a childhood memory. This novel is mainly funny, I hope you all like it. The Jade Emperor was secretly happy when he saw someone taking the initiative to ask for a fight. He said in a very gentle tone: "What Li Aiqing said makes sense, but the economy in Heaven has been sluggish in recent years, the national treasury is empty, and military expenditures are insufficient. Why don't you confiscate your family property and use it for military expenditures." King Tota was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Why, why?" Jade Emperor: "Because I love you, I will not be sad easily." King Li Jing cheered up and sang loudly: "I am willing to use my family property as military pay." The Jade Emperor walked up to Nezha, patted Nezha on the shoulder and sang: "Because of my love for you, I grew up simply." Nezha: "Still obey the Jade Emperor's orders to destroy the Monkey King." The Jade Emperor walked up to Taibai Jinxing, the leader of the dove faction, and sang: "Because I love you, how can there be vicissitudes of life?" Taibai Jinxing: "So we can't let that monkey go crazy." The Jade Emperor walked back to his throne: "Because I love you, I am here." The gods chorused: "We must work together to destroy the Monkey King." Xuanzang was ordered to obtain Buddhist scriptures, intending to find someone with whom he was destined to go with him. As soon as he walked out of the palace, reporters outside were crowded around him. First, a young female reporter rushed out: "Hello, elder. I am a reporter from Chang'an Bagua Daily. I have a question for you. Do you usually drink?" Tang Monk's Biography: Xuanzang: "Sin, sin, sin." "Didn't you drink before you became a monk?" The reporter continued to ask. "Sin, sin, sin." "How can drinking in front of home be considered a sin?" The reporter asked doubtfully. Xuanzang: "Why don't you have any consciousness at all? How many times has the poor monk said it, you are always drunk." A young female reporter squeezed out: "Hello, elder. I am Shangguan Wan'er, a reporter from Chang'an People's Daily. According to sources, you will travel west to obtain scriptures. Is it true?" Xuanzang nodded in acquiescence. Reporter Shangguan Wan'er was very puzzled: "You are a local celebrity with tens of millions of fans. You are so popular and talented. How could you be such an idiot and go west to learn from it?" Xuanzang replied calmly: "When I was a child, I went up to the mountain to collect firewood and accidentally fell on my butt." Reporter Shangguan Wan'er asked even more curiously: "Then what's the relationship between throwing buttocks and learning from scriptures?" Xuanzang: "That's right! What does it have to do with you whether I learn from it or not?"