She was almost skinned alive by her closest concubine and her fiancé, and was made into a human and animal. Her mother had to kneel down thousands of miles to pay homage to the prime minister's house, so that she could live in this world with the smell of livestock that was hard to get rid of.
Once she traveled through time, the famous stinky girl actually lived a life of cheating in the deputy general's mansion.
Her Aunt Dou, Sister Dou Shu:
"To be honest, I can only sleep peacefully if you mother and daughter are dead. If I weren't strong enough, I wouldn't even give you this escape route."
She is as cunning as a fox:
"I said her clothes were thin. Where did the weapons come from? They were hidden there." Marquis Zichuan looked at the natural advantages standing on her chest and felt ashamed.
She wears a battle robe and captures pirates:
"Aren't all of you in Xiangli Kingdom great at martial arts? Why, you don't know this magical skill of killing people in the air?" She pointed at his injured arm with her fingers together, but quietly put the tip of the homemade pistol into her sleeve with her left hand. I also have to admire my shamelessness. She, Liu Miaoxi, is not only a trap, but also a sinkhole!
She has a sharp tongue and a shameless face:
"I'm an animal. If an animal bites you, there's nothing you can do about it. If it bites you back, it's just a mouthful of hair." After saying that, he waved his sleeves to let go of the animal smell all over his body.
She is ruthless and ruthless.
"My kindness to you is all fake, so it doesn't matter if you are willing to sacrifice your life for me. You are never mine. If a woman is not ruthless, there is only a dead end."
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Wonderful excerpt one:
He said: "Miss Liu has always been smart, but she can't even think of the multi-purpose function of one thing?"
Liu Miaoxi watched helplessly as he put the rack hanging her belly and his underwear up to dry again, and roared in her heart: Damn, is this how multi-purpose things are used?
"Have you ever thought about the feeling of these two pieces of clothing?" He even looped the belt around his belly and tied it to his pants. Looks like, like...
Zi Chuanyu looked innocent: "How do you feel? At most, I think that the owner of the belly belongs to the owner of the pants."
Wonderful excerpt two:
She was a soldier, fierce and fierce. She stepped forward and slapped Aunt Li first before speaking.
Aunt Li was in disbelief at first, and when she reacted and was about to yell, Liu Miaoxi hit her again. The so-called forward and reverse slaps, Liu Miaoxi always slaps people in the same way, this is called inertia.
"Woooo..." Aunt Li couldn't even scream now, she just pulled Liu Chengtian's sleeves and started crying.
But she spread the hand she had slapped just now, and a fly suddenly appeared in her palm: "Auntie, it's time to wash your face, so as not to attract these filthy things."
Aunt Li was furious, Liu Miaoxi could actually open her eyes and tell lies like this: "You didn't just hit me once."
"This is foolproof." Don't say she did it on purpose. Even if she didn't do it on purpose, Aunt Li would insist on it. Why should she waste her brain cells on making up any realistic excuses?
Highlight three:
"I pushed her down, but don't let her fool you. She can swim, and she wanted to murder me in the water. I am the victim! She is not my sister at all!" Liu Yingying wanted to see how else she could justify herself? How did she get ashore at such a long distance without a carrier?
"I don't know, I was very scared at the time. I bounced my legs hard, and somehow I floated up. I swam my hands and feet with all my strength, and I was able to move." Liu Miaoxi said with a calm face, "Maybe this is what everyone calls quick wits. I also think it's amazing."
Is it so easy to get wise out of haste? Even in desperation, why would Heavenly Saint be afraid of a small island country? When the whole army gets smart and swims over automatically, will it be possible to have the disastrous defeat of the Wei family's magic soldiers?
Pan Rensong, who was following the emperor, was secretly enjoying himself. It was true that a tree without bark would surely die, and a shameless man would be invincible. He was immersed in the leisurely enjoyment of watching a good show when he suddenly heard Liu Miaoxi calling him.
"General Pan, you are in charge of naval training. I think you may understand the reason..."