Chaos in the Firmament: The Heaven-Defying Goddess

She is the Garden’s unanimously acknowledged glutton, a martial arts fanatic, an idiot, a hopeless navigator, and a lovesick fool. When it comes to food, whether you’re a celestial maiden, an earth immortal, a high immortal, a wandering immortal, or even the Barefoot Immortal, she can sell you all! But! If I’d known from the start that I was kicked down here to help find a few ridiculous things... A calamity once every thousand years, and I’m the key? Bullshit! The divine weapons are stirring because of me? Get lost! The dragon has nine sons, and I’m a Heavenly Maiden? What a load of crap! You can’t outrun me, so you think you can hide? I’ll hide! I’ll hide, hide, hide! Damn it! Why are the Four Divine Beasts coming after me too? What? I’m your master? Don’t make me laugh! Get as far away from me as your deluded thoughts can take you!