19-Year-old Tao Ci meets Ouyang Shangcheng, fragile goods meet exquisite products
He said: Where does the lady dare to eat green peppers?
Her answer showed him wisdom.
After reading his self-introduction
She said: The mother with a big butt and a flat chest has been abstaining from alcohol for 19 years, and she started to abstain from alcohol after tasting the 198x vintage "red wine"
19-year-old Tao Ci meets Lu Xuewei, ceramics meets crazy stones
He said: I searched for her thousands of times in my dream, but suddenly I looked back and found her in a dimly lit place.
Her answer: That's a pirated copy. The original version is that I searched for her thousands of times in my dream, but when I looked back at her, I found her in the dark.
She gave him her most youthful and innocent love,
Meet stupidly, fall in love stupidly, and live in a daze.
She is not Cinderella and he is not a prince. But there is a vicious queen.
One incident after another sapped away her last vestige of enthusiasm.
She left two suicide notes and disappeared.
In five years, fragile goods will become durable goods, and high-quality goods will become luxury goods.
At his celebration dinner, he got his wish and saw her
Ouyang Shangcheng: Wife, I think you are going crazy.
Her answer: Minister, are you okay? Otherwise, I'll write you the address of the city's No. 1 Psychiatric Hospital.
Ouyang Shangcheng said: Wife, you have stolen my heart, how can I survive? You stole my lungs, how can I breathe.
Her answer: Minister, I really have never done any organ trading.
Ouyang Shangcheng: Wife, look at your signature on the marriage application.
Her answer: Minister, you are really good at joking. I don't even know that person.
Ouyang Shangcheng: How is he better than me?
Her answer: Her skin is smoother than yours, and she looks better than you.
Are skin grafting and plastic surgery the only way out?
Ouyang Shangcheng: What kind of things am I willing to do for you?
Her answer: He can run naked in front of everyone, can you?
Running naked? He can't do such a shameless thing
Looking at the little baby who was carved out of the same mold as him, he was so excited that tears filled his eyes.
He said very affectionately: Baby, I am your daddy
Little clever ghost: Then why do I have blue eyes and you have black eyes?
Yes! Why is this? His family has a dark secret!
He said very seriously: DNA test proves that we are father and son.
Little Smart Guy: Mom told me that the hospital is opened for your family. You can have as many reports as you want.
He wants to hit the wall... What about that?
Little clever guy: My father can only be someone like Uncle Yang who can speak at least 6 languages.
He just wants to vomit blood, and he can speak 6 languages, so he is the guy who eats! Yes, learn from picking up books
When he finally learned to speak 7 languages, the clever little boy burst into tears