Who Dares to Steal My Princess?

[This article: pet article + spoof + conspiracy + small rivers and lakes + friendship + a nonsensical heroine] —— This is a story about a little girl with an unconventional personality who, as soon as she traveled through time, was enveloped in a shocking mystery, stepped into military secrets, and took on an arduous mission. After being forcibly married to a foreign country, she had to pretend to be stupid and pass by for fun. In fact, she had the power to shake the throne of the emperor and bring chaos to the world. During this period, she fell in love with and was loved by the emperor. ◇◆ A certain emperor said coldly: "Don't think that I don't know your purpose of entering the palace!" A certain woman: "I'm here to make soy sauce, you know that?" A certain emperor said: "If you stay in the palace obediently and don't make trouble, I will reluctantly agree to pamper you." A certain woman: "I haven't made the soy sauce yet, I don't have time!" A certain emperor was completely speechless... ◇◆ A certain emperor had bloodthirsty eyes and murderous intent, "Whoever dares to steal my woman, I will destroy your country!" A certain woman rolled her eyes and said, "You originally wanted to unify the world, so stop using me as an excuse." ◇◆ A certain prince held a jade carving, a certain prince held flowers, and a certain master plucked the strings of the piano, saying in unison: "Fei'er, why are you following that piece of wood? Come with me!" ◇◆Part of the clip◇◆ ① Chi Yi: "Why don't you believe that I fell in love with you at first sight?" Mu Feifei: "Love at first sight is just a sweet talk used by men to deceive women." "Brilliant! Could it be that many men have surrendered to Mayfair's pomegranate skirt?" Chi Yi laughed ③ Rao Jue looked at the painting in his hand in disbelief, "Princess, what are you painting?" "Horse!" After saying this, Mu Feifei felt relieved. "Is this a horse?" Rao Jue thought thoughtfully, always feeling like he was being scolded.