The seventh daughter of a concubine in the Prime Minister’s household was raised in a Taoist temple from childhood because her birth chart was said to clash with her family’s. On the night of the Ghost Festival, she was strangled to death by a villain and buried in a bamboo grove at midnight.
When she opened her eyes again, she was no longer timid or insecure.
If anyone tries to make my life miserable, I’ll make theirs miserable too!
If you took what’s mine, bring it back. If you ate what’s mine, spit it out. If you owe me, pay me back. If you hurt me... die!
Her face is delicate and pretty, yet a hint of seduction shines between her brows. Her slender fingers can kill without a trace, and one faint smile is enough to captivate countless handsome men!
Schemes, traps, and assassinations: she moves through them all with ease. Even when open attacks and secret plots come flying at her, she remains fearless!
In this life, she becomes a demoness. Whether you’re a demon, a monster, a villain, or a wretch, she’ll kill you all!
Family infighting? Please, she’s a top agent. A war without gunpowder is where her intelligence really shines!
Court intrigue? Who cares? She’s watched Empresses in the Palace and The Legend of Zhen Huan. Does anyone think she’ll be intimidated by a bunch of people from the old days?
She can grace a banquet hall, cook in a kitchen, kill enemies, scale walls, ride fine horses, buy fine houses, outwit mistresses, beat up thugs, be more venomous than a viper, and be more reckless than an emperor...
Relying on no man but herself, she roams the world, laughing proudly from the peak!
(The heroine is scheming, cruel, fierce, and ruthless. She’s not cute, sentimental, or affected. She’s rotten to the core. Enter at your own risk! O(∩_∩)O~)
Highlights:
1. After a night of passion, a man finds himself naked, with a bundle of silver wrapped in a blood-written note on his body. It reads, “Thank you, sir, for helping me cure my poison. Here are three hundred taels in repayment. We owe each other nothing from now on.” He laughs in anger and thinks, “Isn’t that girl stingy by nature? Why would she hurt herself this time?” Then he feels a sting in his finger. Looking down, he sees blood all over his five fingers. Finally furious, he roars, “Su Yimo, I’m not done with you!”
2. “Yimo, how effective is the new poison you concocted?” “I don’t know yet. I just administered it, so I’m waiting to find out...” the woman says with a snicker. “Who did you give the poison to?” Someone suddenly senses trouble. The woman points at him with her slender hand. His face darkens, and just as he’s about to erupt, he lets out several loud farts. The stench fills the air, and his body bounces up like a stiff corpse. “Su Yimo, I’m going to kill you!”
3. “Mommy, I’m sorry. I got into trouble again!” The little boy looks ready to cry, his eyes darting mischievously. The woman calmly asks, “What did you do, baby?” “That white-haired demon bullied you, so I gave him a Crazy Pill...” The woman smiles coldly. “Good job.” “That red-clothed jerk tried to kiss you, so I turned his mouth into a duck’s bill...” The woman’s mouth twitches, but she says nothing. “And the one who claimed he was your abandoned husband kept telling me to call him Dad, so I got mad and stripped him. I hung him from the city gate to cool off...” At last the woman loses her composure, jumps to her feet, and shouts, “Xiao Yu’er, you little brat!”