The Consort Needs Training

These days, time travel is a technical job, and it can easily lead to tragedy if you can't figure it out... Hey, you said, other people who traveled through time were all beautiful, and almost ended up with a delicate appearance. Why did Jin Zhi wear it on a fat woman... What's even more tragic is that once you wear it, you have to get married within two days of comfortable life. Fortunately, I heard that the consort is a beauty... What? The prince-in-law is a dandy. What? The prince-in-law is a bit of a loser? What? The consort loves to act cute! Fragment one: "I heard that the madam wants to take a concubine! No, no, the madam wants to take a concubine for the concubine herself!" "What have you heard? This is absolutely true. The recipient is none other than the prince-in-law's childhood sweetheart!" … "You know nothing, the prince-in-law will not obey even to the death!" Fragment two: "The prince-in-law is so charming, but you are so reticent. It's not good, it's not good..." "Hey, it's not that I don't want to, but I can't eat it!" "What?" "... He's too thin." Fragment three: "The world has been in decline recently..." "Yes, I will do the same if you do it." "... It turns out that everyone's business is not doing well." He slapped the table: "Where is the Prince Consort? Cricket Fighting needs you! Pai Gow needs you! All entertainment industries need you!" (Voice-over: The prince-in-law is bathing the princess and giving her a foot massage) (Girls who like house fights and palace fights, sorry, this article does not cover them all... Article rhythm: lighthearted and funny, doting and joyful, if you like the girl, collect it!)