Iron Hen Marries

Do you know who I am? The most stingy and stingy iron hen in history; Not only do I have to be stingy with myself, but everyone around me has to be as stingy with me, including of course him: my immediate superior; Xu Qingfeng, the youngest mayor in the history of City S, became a young mayor overnight relying on his family background. Of course, he must be the secretary of the municipal party committee; My acquaintance with Xu Qingfeng was definitely a fairy tale, he was Prince Charming who burst into my stingy world; Give up your BMW and ride a bicycle to save fuel; give up expensive suits and wear T-shirts to save on washing powder; accompany me to work every morning with a toothbrush to save on toothpaste; Fragment 1 (Conversation with a certain man) A certain handsome man stood in front of me and said softly: "Do you know who I am?" I shook my long hair and said, "I know." "Then you still dare to be so confident and proud in front of me?" "Of course, do you know who I am?" "I don't need to know who you are." "No, you need to know that you are the mayor, the second oldest person in the city, and my dad is the eldest, the municipal party committee secretary." "Your father is the municipal party committee secretary?" "Of course!" I laughed. "But the municipal party secretary I met seems to be a woman." "Oh, I remembered wrongly, my father's sister is her." I felt extremely guilty! He was even more proud, and he leaned into my ear and exhaled like orchid: "But I have never heard of a cousin like you!" My heart felt empty, and I stared at his beautiful face: "Just think of me as an illegitimate daughter!" Fragment 2 (conversation with a certain woman) My honey friend proudly showed off the LV limited edition bag she just bought in front of me. I looked at him with disdain and said disapprovingly: "When one day I have money, even if I have a car, I won't drive it." "Why?" She was stunned. "I put it at home as a decoration. I take a taxi to work. When I get to work, I give him 100 yuan for the 20 yuan fare. If he comes to see me after 80 years, I will give him another 100... As a tip." "Haha." She was speechless. "When I have money, I will eat out every meal, order one table of food, and then I will pack another table." "Why is this?" "I have more money!" She was speechless again. "When I have money, I will eat Haagen-Dazs every day. Let alone twenty-five yuan, I don't even care about two hundred and fifty yuan." "You do look like two hundred and fifty." When the iron hen meets the flowery mayor, his life is turned upside down overnight: I am a hen who is stingy to the core, and he is the youngest and most handsome mayor in history. When one day the dry wood knocks down the blazing fire, we start to burn; "My dear, you have to walk to work with me every day to save on bus fares; eat lunch to save on food; and hitchhike after get off work to save on gas." "Okay, you walk in front, and I'll drive behind you; you go get food, and I'll pay for it; you can just hitchhike with me..."