The golden collar nursery rhyme of the 21st century has traveled through time. Well, just wear it. It's the end of the world. It's not bad to wear it, but it's just internal damage to my bankbook!
"Hey! Queen Mother! Don't let your imagination run wild!"
Oh, my God! This uncle with the orchid finger, you, what did you call me, Queen Mother? ! ! !
"Queen Mother! The king has passed away, and the new king Jin has been kidnapped by the enemy. Shit! The Chen State and Zhao State's million-strong army are five hundred miles away from Tengcheng and are coming to kill them. What can the slaves do!!!!!!! The Lu State is not going to perish!!!!"
There was a sound of crying... I'm going to strangle him, what's going on? !
Queen Mother shouts! ! ! ! A group of civil and military officials rushed over in tears holding elephant wats...
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The handsome King Chen: "Queen Mother Lu! Don't be too shameless. I will be polite to you, but you went to Gu's city overnight to plant the flag of your Lu country!"
Yu, the best young man in the world: "Empress Lu, Yu heard that you are proficient in chess, calligraphy, and calligraphy, and that you are unrivaled in diplomacy and wealth. You are more powerful than any man in the world, but your harem... Spit!"
The evil musician: "Your Majesty, if you want me to serve you, that's it. Why bother to take care of my subordinate's music house!"
The ruthless general Sheng said: "Queen Mother, don't think that General Mo doesn't know what you think about every day. Your temperament is better to be a rice bug in the harem!"
She groaned in a dark voice: "Yao Ji, if you dare to use your crooked ideas on Gu's head again, hahaha!"
The cruel and evil King of Qin: "Yao Yao, you don't want all the countries to run around and make my eyes twitch. I may cut off your hands and feet someday. Don't blame me!"
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A certain woman was admired by others: She stood on a 90% earthen platform in the state of Lu in the wind, her ink hair flying, and her bare hands raised, inspiring the 600,000-strong army.
She pointed her finger at her feet and said: "I once heard a saying that a man has two things that he must protect, the land under his feet and the woman in his arms! Spit! Go and drive those shameful enemies five hundred miles away from the border, and prove to the seven states and hundreds of countries that the men of Wulu are as strong as men!"
The drums are beating loudly! The response was overwhelming!
A certain woman has a side that no one knows: She often bites her handkerchief late at night and secretly says, "You're the one!" I really want to cook those Zhao, Chen, Qin, Qi, and Wei who are always causing trouble and affecting the country where I save money and those princes! Let them see what the new new humanity is!
This is the happy, bloody, and sad story of a modern woman who traveled through time and became a queen mother who almost lost her country... And the ending is one-on-one.