How Did I Meet You on the Campus of Youth?

Jimo Ai Xiao, whose nerve cords are not much thinner than electrical cables, finally graduated from high school and began her wonderful college years. However, all this beauty began to go down a road of no return after she joined a club and met Zhao Qingmo. . . Fragment 1 "Classmate, classmate, your date of birth is wrong." "How could that happen?" "Then take a closer look. Your date of birth is x, month, x, 1784, classmate. Can't you tell that you are quite young?" Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and laughed. Clip 2 "Jimo lazy man, what do you want to eat? I'll go to the cafeteria," roommate A asked. "Well... Bring me a casserole. No mushrooms, no coriander, no kelp. The wallet is on the table. You can get the money yourself. Oops, I'm about to climax. Okay, I'm going to read a book. I won't talk anymore." "Jimo lazy guy, can you still do it? I'll bring you the pot and don't ask for anything. I'll read novels all day long. Go ahead and blind you." Hum, roommate A took the money and went out angrily. Fragment 3 school infirmary "Senior brother, you're here. Do you have 1.6 Yuan? Hurry up and lend it to me and give it to the building manager. I just had a stool test..." "..." All the roommates made black lines one after another. "..." A certain senior brother's mouth twitched slightly. Fragment 4 "Boss, hehe, please go out and take a look. Our school girl is scratching at the door of the second cafeteria. Why are your children so hungry? Boss, this is your fault. You have to give her food even if you quarrel. You didn't see it. The roommates in their dormitory stayed away from her and pretended not to know her. Haha, I am so happy." "Tell her to scratch her. She insisted on losing weight a few days ago and refused to eat. It's better to be hungry and learn a lesson. Okay, let's continue the meeting." After a certain senior brother finished speaking, he continued to hold the meeting with everyone without changing his expression. However, if you look closely, you can see that the corners of his mouth are slowly turning up. Fragment 5 "What are you doing?" A certain senior brother sent a text message "Watching pornographic films" "..." 5555555555 A certain Xiao took the mobile phone and hit her hand hard, telling you that your hands are weak and that your hands are quick! Dear friends, this is the first time Jimo has written an article. There will be many shortcomings. I hope you don't mind. This article is not meant to be abusive. It is a pet article. If you like it, you can follow it. Thank you for your support.