[This article is one-on-one, with strong women and strong men, cool and pampering articles, and the male and female protagonists are single-minded and clean]
Being a thief is a high-risk profession, and her wearing it here is the best proof!
Being framed? Pregnant out of wedlock? Reputation ruined? Dying from childbirth? Damn it! Is there any point in cheating people to death without paying for their lives!
What a horse? ! And an oil bottle?
Murong held his forehead day and night, forget it, just raise a baby...
But... Why is her baby different from other people's babies?
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"Mom, why is Superman so busy?"
"Because he wants to save the world."
"Oh..."
"What are you going to do?"
"Destroy the whole world!"
"..."
Murong Chaoxi V: #SON#
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The heroine is good at pretending to be cool, she is good at cheating, she is good at fighting mistresses, and she is good at raising children.
The male protagonist can act cute, play ruthlessly, kidnap his son, and keep his bed warm.
The female protagonist is very shameless, and the male protagonist is even more shameless. The female protagonist is a beast, and the male protagonist is a beast in clothes.
The female protagonist is a black-hearted little sheep, the male protagonist is a perverted beauty fox, and an elegant little monster. The three of them are the auspicious family!
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The first rule of survival in the prosperous continent: pretend to be awesome!
She disguised herself as a man and wore white clothes to outshine the snow.
"I will not change my name in business or my surname. I will be known as Young Master Jinyu in the world."
Everyone was in an uproar.
A certain young master whispered: "Well, she is Mr. Jinyu, then who am I?"
A certain little monster squinted: "Master Jinyu...'S little follower."
"..."
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The second rule of survival in the prosperous continent: Yin can win over people!
A poisonous needle was used to kill all the lackeys in the world.
"You... Are despicable!"
"Heroes don't care about their origins, but evil people compete with each other for their poison. For the sake of an old man like you, half of your body is buried in the loess, I will show my kindness and help you become an immortal as soon as possible."
"You..."
"Don't worry, when you become a birdman, I will bury your body in the most fertile soil so that your lower body can thrive."
A subordinate was confused: "Master, what should I do with this body?"
"Stupid, didn't I say the most fertile soil? Of course it's a cesspool, you have to ask about this?"
"..."
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The third rule of survival in the prosperous continent: beat the mistress!
It doesn't matter how high the mountain is, if there are immortals, it will be famous. It doesn't matter if there are many tricks, it just needs to be effective.
"Murong Chaoxi, how dare you frame me!"
"I'm sorry, you were the one framed."
"Shameless! Despicable!"
A certain woman smiled brightly: "Chengyi, chengyi! The bitch who covets my man should be dealt with in a cheap way."
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The fourth rule of survival in the prosperous continent: you can cure men!
A certain man's face was flushed and his clothes were wide open: "Madam, I feel so uncomfortable. Come hug me and kiss me!"
A certain woman squinted: "Dear, your virginity is gone."
"It's okay, just pick it up and press it back."
"If you press it well, it will be a sunny day. If you press it incorrectly..." A certain woman smiled like a spring breeze, pulled out the whip wrapped around her waist, and said with a stern look, "I'll beat you to death!"
"..."
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