This is a story about an ancient god who is sinister and shameless and has a vicious tongue. This is a story about a cute pet's counterattack. The purpose of this article: There is no most outrageous thing, only more outrageous things. There is no upper limit to being sinister and venomous, and there is no lower limit to being coquettish and cute.
Mo Qing, the leader of the ancient Phoenix Clan, went out to play one day and picked up a phoenix egg. He picked it up out of kindness, but who knew that the person who picked it up turned out to be an idiot nine-tailed fox. A fiery nine-tailed fox hatched from a phoenix egg. Have you ever seen it? Mo Qing had never seen it before, so he kept it as a pet.
She was originally the little princess of the nine-tailed fox of the ancient god. She was good at teasing and making trouble, and was rogue and shameless. She often caused chaos in the heavenly palace. In a great battle, he used all his cultivation to kill the Demon King of the Demon Realm, but he disappeared without a trace.
What kind of sparks will happen when a sinister and shameless man meets a woman who only knows how to act coquettishly and act cute and pitiful? We'll wait and see.
Love Theater 1:
A certain man was lying lazily on a peach blossom tree, closing his eyes to relax.
A certain pet broke in pitifully.
"Why do you look like this? Did you blow up the kitchen again while cooking?" Someone was very calm, with a pair of peach blossom eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
A certain pet was crying with tears in his eyes, "Master, the enchantress on the mountain opposite called me a vixen. She said I was shameless and always seduced you. She also used spells to deal with me."
A certain man lazily turned over and glanced at the pet under the tree that was fawning and wagging its nine tails, "She's right."
"Huh?"
"You were originally a vixen, was she wrong?"
"…"
Love Theater II:
"Master, the tiger spirit from the mountain next door proposed to me today." A certain pet ran over excitedly, "He said he would marry me as his wife."
A certain man was tasting fine wine under the peach blossom tree. Hearing these words, he lightly hummed.
"Master, do you want me to agree?" A certain pet struggled. "He said that if I agree, he will take me to the lower world to play."
After a certain man drank wine, he made a magic trick, and a bolt of lightning struck the cave of the tiger spirit next door.
A certain pet was stunned.
"Disciple, didn't my master teach you that inter-species love will never end well?"
"…"
Love Theater 3:
One day, a certain pet regained its memory.
"You damn Mo Qing, you actually tricked me into calling you your master who has been here for hundreds of years!" A certain woman went crazy and gritted her teeth.
"Oh, have you recovered your memory?" A certain man said very calmly, "Then let's hold our wedding."
"Getting married? Are you kidding me?" A certain woman refused to give up, "Don't you know that inter-species love will not end well?"
A certain man looked sideways, a dangerous light flashing in his peach blossom eyes, "We can get married first and then fall in love, can't we?!"
A certain woman: "…"
The focus of this article is on YY, without logic or background, regardless of age, and occasional convulsions. Please don't take it too seriously, just enjoy reading it!