King's Time Travel "Special" Queen

Well, she didn't do any good deeds in her previous life, so this kind of small chance event could happen, and she actually traveled through time, and the location of the time-traveling turned out to be a bathing pool. . . . Grandma's is a men's bath. . . . . . . . Fragment one: Okay, just think that she has traveled through time, but what is this situation: She looked in the mirror, she blinked, and he in the mirror blinked too, was he really herself? Pulling his own face,,, ah! Oh my God, there is even a beard... This is a man's face, resolute, rugged and angular. Does time travel not consider gender? But why is there a concave and convex body underneath, an absolutely one-of-a-kind female TONG body? Could it be that I am a hermaphrodite? Fragment two: "Come here, come here, kill me, kill me!" Yue Nu looked at her and curled her lips: "Master, he is a madman. He has hit the pillar six times in the past few days, flooded the basin four times, and committed suicide countless times with a knife, but unfortunately he never died. "Not dead? King Yi raised his eyebrows and said, "I can help you!" "Then he rushed towards the petite body, grabbed him by the collar, went up and kicked him. That small body fell out of the second floor like a kite. Fragment three: "Puch", hahaha, "I've never heard of anyone talking about myself like that? Woman, aren't you a little unsure of yourself? Others think you are ugly, but I don't think so. As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In my eyes, you are even more beautiful than beauty. " "Xi Shi, Xi Shi? Do I still have tomatoes?" "Don't touch me! Xingzhu smacked away the hand that was tugging on her sleeve again, "I don't want to be torn into pieces by those coquettish women of yours." " "Let me go, okay? "No" "Please, okay? "Not good" "Please, okay? "No" Fragment four: Yue Nu took a good posture and waited for Xing Zhu's song to sound. After a while, Xing Zhu started to sing. When Yue Nu heard this, she almost fell down out of breath. "The sun was shining brightly, the flowers were smiling at me, and the bird said, early morning, early morning, why are you carrying your little schoolbag? "Xingzhu sang hard, feeling extremely happy. It depends on how you dance to such a song! "I want to go to school and I won't be late every day. . . "Xingzhu goes out of tune when he wants to, sings fast when he wants to, and stops when he wants to. Yue Nu gritted her silver teeth and thought to herself, "He is also a piano player? Let alone the out-of-tune tune. What the hell is this? The lyrics don't rhyme and the music is out of tune!" ? " Fragment five: "You are an unscrupulous woman. You are a ruined woman, but you still want to be my queen. Someone, drag her down and put her in prison!" " Her eyes were empty. She thought happiness was at her fingertips, but it turned out to be the moonlight in the mirror. She didn't understand why the wedding night was not her first time, what had happened before, and why she couldn't remember anything. Fragment six: Ling Xingzhu walked aimlessly and left the palace. He had no money, no power, and no man to rely on, but he still had to live his life. . . . "Uncle Zhang, I've thought of some couplets for your bean sprout shop to ensure your business is prosperous! " "Mother Mei, I have given you a plan to ensure that all the girls in Yihong Courtyard become famous. " "Boss Wan, clothes are dead, but people are alive. Let's hold a clothing etiquette contest, and find two princes and nobles as judges to ensure that your clothes sell well and your hands cramp from counting money. " In this way, the commercial advertising wizard in her previous life came to ancient times and continued to exert her infinite creativity. . . .