The Clever Smile of Time Travel

Once you get there, take care of yourself. You will never be favored by fate, so you have to contend with fate and live a good life. I won't offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I'll be sorry. We are very stingy. I would like to advise you not to offend women and children, otherwise the consequences will be serious. Fragment 1 One day, Xiao Momo was taking his beloved little girl shopping when he suddenly saw a few handsome uncles walking across the street. Just as he was about to go up to show his goodwill, he heard their conversation—— "I heard that Yihujiu Restaurant in Jingzhou City is very special, especially the proprietress who is unforgettable." "Isn't that right? There are many young masters in Jingzhou City who dream of one day marrying a beautiful woman. Although the beautiful woman is a widow, it is not a loss to take her back as a concubine." "It's better to choose a different day than to hit it. How about we make a bet to see who can hug the beauty?" The men laughed at this response, and Xiao Momo suddenly grabbed the speaker's clothes with an innocent look on his face, which surprised a few people. "Uncle is absolutely right. My mother taught me since I was a child that women are like clothes..." "Haha, I like this. You have a bright future! What else did your mother teach you?" Seeing how cute little Momo was, several people couldn't help teasing her. Little Momo innocently nodded at her plump little mouth, "My mother also said that only women and villains are difficult to raise!" After a few words of teasing and everyone dispersed, Xiao Momo sighed with regret, "Mom said that if someone says that women are like clothes, he will be dead." Little Niuniu pouted, "But this is what you just said. Will Aunt Qian beat you when you get home?" "I didn't say it. I just wanted to say that women are like clothes. If anyone says or feels that way, then he is dead! But they interrupted me before I could finish speaking. I was helpless!" Xiao Momo's nonchalant look attracted the starry-eyed admiration of the little girl. "Why are those uncles so dead? Will Aunt Qian beat them?" "I don't know, but I just accidentally sprinkled the puppy's favorite scented powder on that uncle. The puppy and its friends will soon give birth to puppies as soon as they smell the smell. I just asked my godmother to give me some. It's a pity now..." After a while, the dogs in the whole street were out, following the scent, their eyes glowing green... Clip 2 "Mom, I think that sick uncle looks good. Can I call him dad?" This unlucky boy! "It's not bad even though you're sick. People say you're the mother if you have breasts. Are you the father if you're not sick?" "Mom, what are you talking about? You talk nonsense all day long. No wonder my godfather likes my godmother but doesn't like you! My uncle is so sick that he can fly around! I'm going to call him daddy!" "You brat want to fight?" Mother and son are gearing up... "I want daddy!" "No father!" "Everyone else has a father!" "Everyone is so vulgar!" "Everyone else has a mother, and I also have a mother. It's so vulgar!" "This is not bad!" "Just be vulgar!" "There must be a mother! There is no father!" "If you have a father, you have a mother. If you don't have a father, I will run away from home!" It's too bloody and violent at once, so I'll save a few words. This kind of drama happens every day...