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When Leng Huo'er opened her eyes, she was dumbfounded by the blank stares of a dozen pairs of men in front of her.
Logically speaking, it is always a happy thing for a woman to make a man's eyes wide open.
But, except for what is right in front of you.
Look at that look? It was as if he had seen a ghost.
"Is that the Queen? With such strange words and deeds, could it be that she was stunned by the thunder just now?"
Huh? !
It turns out that she caught up with the trend of the new era and carried out a time-travel revolution in a gorgeous way. Fortunately, she survived and became the current queen.
The bewitching emperor knew her identity at a glance and lured her into taking the bait.
"Be your queen well, and one day you will get what you want." The emperor's child smiled a little.
Unexpectedly, this woman is not an economical lamp either.
"My literary talent is not outstanding, my speech is not refined, I suffer from bone pain all day long, but it is useless. I also eat, drink, whore and gamble. I am proficient in literature, Taoism and martial arts. Do you dare to challenge me with your thin body?" This emperor like an embroidered pillow is nothing more than mediocre.
The emperor's seven orifices were full of smoke but there was nowhere to send it.
This woman is so disrespectful! He didn't mind using the Eighteen Limits method to make her thoroughly understand how to behave as his woman.
She thought she could live her short ancient life with peace of mind, freedom and ease, and waited for the day when she could go back. Unexpectedly, one day——
Emperor - Empress, the Queen Mother has itchy hands recently and wants to hold her grandson.
Leng Huo'er - Hey, hey, hey! I'm just a guest star, are you serious about it? ! ! !
Scenario
"Okay! Cang Yue Kingdom's pitcher Ye Lu hit the most critical ball... God is so kind... This ball is actually a straight ball! Oh! Damn it! Situ Lang of the country actually stood there without moving... This ball is obviously a straight ball, what are you waiting for? If you don't hit this ball, how could you still want to wait for the piss ball..." A certain woman spoke eloquently and nonstop. The expressions on his face are ever-changing, as if he were actually there.
Behind him was a man with a dark face: "Queen, what are you doing?"
"Didn't you see me commenting on the practice ball? - The "war" between the two countries is about to begin. As the host, I am under great pressure!"
Scenario
"Girls, come on!" A certain woman ordered, and dozens of beautiful women in various costumes came on stage.
"Pfft!" All the men sprayed tea and were stunned!
"Queen! What are you doing again?"
"A gift for the Queen Mother! This gift of mine is unprecedented and unprecedented. It is commonly known as: catwalk show. Your Majesty, have you not noticed that the dozens of concubines in your harem that I have improved like this make your eyes shine and you want to pounce on them and eat them all?"
"What I want most right now is to blow your head off and see if it's all paste!" Gritting his teeth! He actually let his many concubines dress in such shocking ways!
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The young man in purple - stole my family heirloom jade pendant, wait until you become my wife!
Killer Xiang Yun - woman! Enough! Don't throw in ice cubes! If you don't shut up, I'll gag you with my mouth!
Ye Cangfei (guest star) - Sister-in-law of the Emperor, would you like to eat pickled fish hot pot, pork bone hot pot or mandarin duck hot pot today?
A certain woman squinted and slapped away the handsome guy who was salivating - this guy is here to eat again!
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