The Record of Cultivating Immortals and Causing Harm to the World

Super good-for-nothing girl + invincible good luck + unbeatable Xiao Qiang + handsome guys with different characteristics =The horns of a female pig who uses cheats! The ruffian is an unscrupulous girl with a literary background, but she is very defensive and unscrupulous. The fetish she collects is also extremely shameless. She settles everything with laughter and curses! It's a casual story, the heroine must be strong, and it conforms to the law of a strong person who can't be beaten to death. Everyone in the world says that immortals are good, but I say that immortals are poor until they grow old; The world says the gods are wonderful, I say the gods are handsome and bubbling; Everyone says that the gods are beautiful. I said that the hearts of gods are too dark; The world says the gods are proud, I say the gods are as dust Immortals are born from immortals, gods are raised by gods, demons are petted by demons, demons are picked up by their mothers, and humans are hugged by their mothers. If you want to fight, don't take me with you. I'm afraid I will destroy the world, eat the beauties, and break the artifacts. Just let me settle down! Who said I was useless? Even if you are useless, you must have backbone, perseverance, banknotes, and a man! Who said I am beyond the four realms? To go beyond is to go beyond the world, beyond space, beyond the universe! ! The four realms are in turmoil, the Divine Sword has become a companion, the senior brothers have turned against each other, the beauty has become narcissistic, and the national master has become a cloud. God will immediately enter the heaven and enter the earth. In this world, only "I am the only one" is recognized! Demon Prince, Demon Emperor, Demon Princess, Immortal Lord, Seven Fairies - God, what kind of world is this? ? There is a 'mysterious' immortal sect living in seclusion on a certain mountain top in a certain country: Master Tianshan Tonglao, the Great Immortal, likes to collect fur hats, yuck! The senior brother is a Taoist who collects debts and gambles and drinks every day; the youngest junior sister has 800 degrees of myopia in both eyes and is the most greedy and fearful of death in the world! With the ancient sword tucked away in his waist, he traveled across the four realms to slay demons, um, demons! Piles of gold are like dung, and diamonds are worth a thousand pieces of gold. But why is it not Diamond? What ancient sacred stone is not as bright as a diamond in my eyes! What kind of Kaitian Divine Sword is not as good as two taels of silver in my eyes! The poor god's stone cup and sword are following me to 'bring disaster' to the world! He has a small orchid on his head, holds an ancient divine sword with a broken handle, wears a small white hat, and rides on an ancient skinny donkey. The willow whip is whipped and a little song is sung, which shocks the world and protects the flowers and plants. Perfect like me, cultivating immortality will bring disaster to the world. Who said I'm a waste and a fool? I use my actions to prove him wrong! Super noobs spoof YY articles, purely to entertain others and myself! ! First person, bad luck all over the world! ! Good luck! The divine sword is my servant, the divine weapon is my slave, the Immortal Emperor and the Demon Lord, nothing good will happen to me! There are divine swords, divine stones, gods, artifacts, nerves, divine horses, mysteries, and divine objects!