Silly Concubine Does Not Go to Court

One-sentence summary: This is a story about a fool who pretends to be crazy, pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, rides the wind and waves, cuts through thorns and thorns, and becomes the most stupid person of his generation! Introduction to the incompetent version: He is the seventh son of the royal family of the Ye Kingdom. He has been favored by the Holy Spirit and has great power in both the government and the public. She is the seventh eldest daughter of a wealthy family in Yejing. She is extremely rich and stupid. An imperial edict, a fool is worthy of a prince! He hated her deeply and did not want to marry her at all, because she was a fool known throughout the capital. She turned a blind eye to him and didn't want to marry him at all, because her world view only consisted of eating, drinking and having sex. On her wedding day, with a phoenix crown and a beautiful robe, she went to court with a rooster dressed in red and green, and was ridiculed by her servants. The emperor was shocked and scolded him, "How can you bully the weak like this?" He smiled faintly and said, "What my father wants me to marry is just a temporary measure; what my son and I are waiting for will be like killing a donkey." The emperor was stunned... After three days of resting, she returned home in a disheveled manner, holding the rooster in her arms. Her parents burst into tears and felt sorry for her, "Where is your husband? How could he treat you like this!" She pointed blankly at the rooster in her arms and replied, "My husband is here, nanny, Xi'er wants to eat my stir-fried husband." Parents are speechless... Story version introduction: One day, in a dark and windy night, a man sneaked into the room, jumped on the bed and went to mend the bed, when he heard a woman yelling, "Who!" A certain man said: Your husband. A certain woman kicked him to the ground and said: Fart! My husband was fucked by the wet nurse, and I even ate two of his legs. A certain man burst into tears... —— One day, under the full moon, a certain man sneaked into the secret room and took advantage of others' danger to commit misdeeds. However, he heard a certain woman say coquettishly, "Who is that?" A certain man said: Your husband. A certain woman punched him off the bed and said, "What is your husband?" Can it be eaten or used? A certain man gritted his silver teeth and said: My husband can warm the bed! —— One year, a certain man shook a huge pearl to coax a certain baby: Baby, do you want a father? A certain baby took Dongzhu away and played with it, saying: "What is daddy?" Is it fun? A man looked constipated: Dad is a man and can't play, but he can protect the baby. A certain treasure suddenly realized and said: That's it, then why come here if you can't play? Besides, my mother said that when the baby grows up, there will be as many men as you want! A certain man suddenly collapsed... This article is not always humorous and will never abuse the heroine! All male protagonists who are able to appear are innocent! The ending is one on one! I recommend the silly concubine couple's article "The "Crazy" Woman Is Happy" produced by Lemon Peel http://read. Xxsy. Net/info/399191. Html