This book subverts the traditional idea of "bitter first, then sweet" in most cultivation novels, and adopts a novel idea of "first sweet, then bitter, then sweet, then bitter again". Most of the skills and moves shown in the book come from the four most popular anime and two games nowadays, namely "Naruto", "Bleach", "Saint Seiya", "Pokemon", "Warcraft" and "Legend of Legend". In order to make it easier for readers to read, most of the text in the book is in the form of humor.
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"Master, you are so amazing." As soon as I entered the hut where Master lived, I shouted with eyes full of little stars.
"Oh, it's such a pity. It would have been better if I had put a post in Lei Guang just now, and you didn't remind me." Master looked at me reproachfully and said.
"Master, you left the stage too quickly. I didn't even react before you disappeared." I was full of grievances.
"Really? It seems that the exit speed should be slower next time. I will be reminded to post in the future. By the way, which post should I do the most handsomely? Wei Shao, please help me think about it." After saying that, the master actually did a few posts, and then shook his head in disappointment.
"Master is already very handsome when he doesn't post, so no matter what kind of post he posts, he will only become more handsome." How can I wait until I don't flatter him now? I also hope that Master will teach me spells in the future. So I continued, "Didn't Master want to tell me something?"
"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot." Master patted his head, "You must listen carefully to every word I say below. Some things are related to your life."
"It's so serious. Forget it, I'll stop listening. I'll have nightmares if I listen to it. Anyway, with Master here, no one dares to bully me, hehe. Master roars, and the birds and people in the sky tremble. Master roars twice, and all the gods, demons, and immortals escape. Let's go, Master roared three times, and everything in the universe was destroyed. When will Master teach me the exercises? "I don't want to hear things that are related to my life. As long as Master is around, all things that are related to my life are nothing."
—————————————————————————————————————— "Now that you are ready, let's start answering the first question. What is 12 plus 22?"
"Is this okay?" I looked helplessly at Master who was still coughing and said, "Master, let me do this first level."
The master nodded, sat cross-legged on the ground and began to breathe.
"1222!" I said the answer without hesitation. The sum of 12 and 22 is of course 1222. It's too simple.
"Wrong answer!" A cold voice sounded, and then the words "Big Idiot" appeared on the stone wall next to me, which was particularly eye-catching.
"Second question, what is 14 plus 14?"
"14!" A super low-IQ question like 14 plus 14 still wants to stump me? 14 And 14 are the same number, and of course they add up to 14, so I answered again without thinking.
"Wrong answer!" The cold voice came out again, and then a barrier that was exactly the same as the one in front of me suddenly appeared behind Master and me. "Originally, if you answered the first question incorrectly, you still had a chance to break the stones and escape. Now there are barriers in front and behind. As long as any one is forcibly broken, the secret passage will collapse immediately, and you will be buried here forever."
"This..."
"Ahem... Apprentice, can you do it?" At this time, the master opened his eyes.
"Okay, of course I can. As the saying goes, 'like a teacher, like a disciple.' Master, you are so smart, and I am not that stupid. I was just negligent just now, and I won't do it next time."
"Okay..." After saying that, the master closed his eyes and continued to talk.
"Question 3, what is 148 plus 152?"
"Well..." I didn't answer hastily this time, but thought for a while. 1 Plus 1 equals 2, 4 plus 5 equals 9, 8 plus 2 equals 10. So that's it, so I said confidently, "The answer is 2910!"
"Wrong answer!" Suddenly a huge stone fell from above my head. Fortunately, when I answered, I looked around carefully and saw that under the huge stone