She, Lu Qingrou, is a modern product with no assets, no boyfriend, and no long-term job. She has had some bad luck recently. The company closed down and thieves visited her, which hit her again and again. She was decadent and confused every day. She didn't know why she wanted to eat ice cream that day. She changed clothes and went downstairs. She didn't know whether it was because she was walking too fast or what happened, which caused her to fall down the stairs. When she woke up again, she was shocked to find that she had become an unknown queen mother? Damn it, she cried, why did her best years end up in this useless place? Damn? Didn't it say that only the emperor can be the queen mother? Damn? Is she having an affair with the emperor? Damn? She and the emperor were childhood sweethearts before marrying him? Damn? Is this relationship really confusing? Can my aunt say she doesn't want to take this position?
Highlights
A certain eunuch: Your Majesty, the Queen Mother said that my wife has been hot recently. There is fire in her body and she wants to eat frozen watermelon.
A certain emperor: Send people to carry it under the snow-capped mountains, remember! Don't melt.
A certain eunuch: Your Majesty, the Queen Mother said that she has been too bored recently and wants to organize a garden activity for you and select a few concubines to inherit the incense.
A certain emperor curled his lips and said, "Let her do it. It's been too quiet recently anyway."
A certain eunuch: Your Majesty, the Queen Mother said she wanted to buy something.
A certain emperor didn't even raise his head: he informed the Ministry of Rites to cooperate.
A certain eunuch: But the Queen Mother said she wanted to buy it herself.
A certain emperor was stunned: he selected a few senior officials to accompany the Queen Mother.
A certain eunuch: Your Majesty, the Queen Mother said she wanted to go on an outing.
A certain emperor narrowed his eyes and his handsome face sank slightly: Making friends?
A certain eunuch: The Queen Mother said that you would definitely think of making friends, but also said that this outing is not about making friends with that person?
A certain emperor coughed unnaturally: That's right.
A certain eunuch: Your Majesty, the Queen Mother said.
A certain emperor raised his eyebrows: What did you say?
A certain eunuch: The Queen Mother said that she is pregnant.
A certain emperor's forehead veins jumped: Who? Who dares to make the Queen Mother's belly bigger? Do you think I don't exist?
A certain eunuch: The Queen Mother said, it is yours, Your Majesty.
A certain emperor.
A certain eunuch: Your Majesty, the Queen Mother said that the imperial doctor made a mistake about her last pregnancy, so she came here to ask for a fast for two days.
A certain emperor said irritably: That's right, that's right. From now on, everything concerning the Queen Mother will be settled. Don't bother me anymore.
A certain eunuch thought to himself, "What I've been waiting for is your words. Hey, don't blame her for using such tricks. She is always deceitful. When she is free, she will definitely choose many beauties for you."
A certain eunuch: Your Majesty.
A certain emperor raised his forehead and said: If we want to talk about the Queen Mother, then it goes without saying.
A certain eunuch was surprised: Your Majesty, you know.
A certain emperor: Yes.
A certain eunuch: Actually, there is no grass anywhere in the world, so why should you fall in love with a flower unrequitedly, right, Your Majesty?
A certain emperor glanced with sharp eyes: What do you mean?
A certain eunuch Nono's answer: It's the Queen Mother who climbed the wall.
A certain emperor was furious: What did you say?
A certain eunuch was dumbfounded: Your Majesty, weren't you sure of this?
A certain emperor said with a dark handsome face: I will be sure when.
A certain eunuch: Just last time.
A certain emperor interrupted the eunuch with a dark face: Where are the adulterers and adulterers now?
A certain eunuch: Queen Mother, oh, no, it's the adulterer and the adulterer. I don't know where the young one is now?
A certain emperor gritted his teeth: Then what else will you do?
A certain eunuch: I know how to read faces. It's very bad that the emperor's seal is dark now. Something bad is going to happen.
A certain emperor was furious: Get out! ! !
A certain eunuch flirted and said, "Your Majesty, don't be angry. It won't hurt your health if you're angry. Are there things waiting for you to deal with outside?"
A certain emperor calmed down his emotions: Why is it so noisy outside?
A certain eunuch: Your Majesty, please take care of yourself after I tell you.
A certain emperor's eyes widened, and his handsome face filled the entire imperial study room with coldness.
A certain eunuch shrank his neck: Outside are the Ministers of the Ministry of War, the Minister of Rites, the Ministry of Punishments, the General, and the Prime Minister Zuo.
The face of a certain emperor could no longer be described as black: damn woman, dare to cuckold me. <Br