Mobile Phone Man, Get Out of Here

What? Has she traveled through time? With a mobile phone that her uncle just gave her? And the reason for time travel is also this mobile phone? Woohoo... She is so unlucky! Although the air in ancient times was good and there were many beautiful men, she still preferred the modern era with electricity, Internet and sanitary napkins! Highlight one: Heroine: Mobile phone man, I want to go back to modern times! Mobile phone guy: The time travel function is damaged and you can't go back to modern times. One day, she finally couldn't stand the evil talk on her cell phone and felt extremely aggrieved. Hostess: Woo hoo... Your cell phone is a bad thing, you might as well throw it away... Mobile Phone King: In this ancient time when there was nothing, I am your only relative. If you throw me away, you will lose everything if you go out to buy something. The heroine (she knows that she is a crazy person, but can you save some face for her and not say it so clearly) Highlight 2: When she first arrived in ancient times, she picked up a child. Well, he was the first person she met in ancient times, so she just took care of him. Hostess: Son, have you mastered all the music, chess, calligraphy and painting I asked you to learn? Mobile Phone Guy: He is only three years old. You are depriving him of his childhood by asking him to learn so many things! Hostess: What do you know? I'm doing this for his own good. If he doesn't study hard and doesn't have any skills, what will he do if he can't get a wife in the future? Mr. Mobile Phone, are you going to marry him? A certain bun trembled, crossed his chest, and looked like he was on guard against wolves: Tell my mother, I will study hard and have a skill in the future. I guarantee that I will marry a wife. Please be careful about your mobile phone and don't have bad thoughts about your child! Highlight three: Her entertainment company was finally built, and she was laughing alone with her hands on her hips: Hahahahaha! From now on, I am also the boss! He is also the number one entertainment boss in ancient times! Think about our future days, sleeping until we wake up naturally, counting money until our hands cramp, ah! What a wonderful life! Mobile Phone Guy: In modern times, this is called infringing on other people's copyrights! Hostess: Shit! If they appear in front of me now, I will immediately put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha. If they don't appear, just shut up! Mobile Phone Guy: You are committing a crime, a crime, a crime (infinite thoughts) The heroine stretched out her hand and pointed at the mobile phone. The smile on her lips was so bright: Be good, turn off the phone! Mobile phone guy... Evil capitalist! Highlight four: One day, the night was dark and windy, and dark clouds covered the moon... Oh no, it should be, the sun was shining brightly, and the breeze was blowing. The heroine gritted her teeth: How can there be any minors here? Mobile Phone Guy: It's been less than five years since this mobile phone was born. Hostess: Mobile phone man, get out of here! Mobile Phone Guy: This mobile phone has no legs, so it won't roll. Hostess: Turn off the phone! Shut down! Shut down! ! ! When the phone screen gradually dimmed, the male protagonist stepped forward to comfort him at the right time. Mobile phone gentleman: Friendly reminder from mobile phones, the power of this mobile phone is insufficient, please replenish solar energy in time. The heroine gritted her teeth, picked up the dagger on the side and headed towards the phone. The male protagonist quickly stopped the female protagonist. You must know that this mobile phone is not only a toy for her, but also a kind of spiritual sustenance. How can she let her take it apart? The absolutely sinister mobile phone, the absolutely cute buns, the absolutely loving male and female protagonists, and the absolutely cute supporting characters. If you don't collect it now, when will you wait? Mobile Phone: This mobile phone kindly reminds you that the text you read belongs to the author's imaginary plot. Any similarity is definitely a coincidence.