If I were to be betrothed to this picturesque country, with heaven and earth as matchmaker, and ten miles of peach blossoms as my witness, would you be willing to marry? Bai Yue, if you dare to run away, even if I can't catch you, then I will destroy the country you and I have built. You will definitely be the one who will be hated by the people in the world.
——Murong Feng
Bai Yue traveled to a desert and inherited a hundred years of skills. And because of a promise, he must be protected for one year. But she didn't expect that the peach blossoms she once wanted to find were blooming in this world?
Fragment one
Analects of Confucius class.
The Master asked: "'Confucius said of the Ji family: Eight hundred people dancing in the court are tolerable, and which one is intolerable?' Which classmate can explain this sentence?"
Bai Yue looked at the Analects of Confucius with a blue cover and had no idea where she had gone: "I don't even know a single word here. Even if I know it, it's just a guess. I thought I was a top student in modern times. I never thought that once I traveled through time, I would become semi-literate? Sigh."
The Master heard a sigh and looked at Bai Yue: "Why is Bai Yue sighing?"
"No. It's nothing."
"Then please ask Bai Yue to answer this question." The master said, stroking his beard.
"It's tolerable, which one is unbearable? It's... It's just that it's unbearable and there's no need to endure it anymore?" Bai Yue looked around. Everyone was shaking their shoulders, especially Murong Feng, who was holding his stomach and laughing silently, almost rolling on the ground. It's tolerable, but it's unbearable. It's too much.
So she regarded death as if she were going home, and sacrificed her life generously. She closed her eyes and straightened her waist and said: "Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it anymore. Auntie can bear it, but I can't bear it either."
The whole place collapsed and the whole hall burst into laughter.
Fragment 2
That year, the garden was full of flowers and the scenery was picturesque. He sat in the pavilion and read a book. As she approached, he raised his eyes, his eyes filled with pride. The wind blew, the pages of the book turned, and Hao Ran wrote three big characters: Erotic Palace Pictures. At that moment, the picturesque scenery and the beautiful people suddenly changed their colors.
"It turns out it's Bai Yue. She's looking for a good book. Do you want to feast your eyes on it together?" Someone held up the erotic picture to Bai Yue's eyes, with a smile in his eyes.
"No need." Bai Yue resisted the urge to blow the opponent's head with a punch. She had to endure it because she couldn't beat him at all. Even if she can beat her, she can't beat her because she is a bodyguard, and bodyguards have no moral integrity.
"You have to look at it even if you don't want to look at it." Someone threw the erotic picture directly in front of Bai Yue. It really didn't match his appearance. He is simply a hooligan.
"Why? I don't want to see it." This pornographic picture is so different from a 21st century movie that I don't want to watch it.
"If you see it, I won't be afraid of you telling Master." Someone smiled like a fox and looked at Bai Yue, with the four characters "must see" written in his eyes.
Bai Yue picked up the erotic picture with trembling hands, this person is too poisonous.
Many years later, Bai Yue suddenly remembered such a scene, and four big words appeared in his mind: human face and animal heart.
Fragment three
"Nian, please kiss me." Murong Feng was wearing a white coat and wandering beside Li Nian's bed.
Li Nian was sleeping in a daze. When he heard Murong Feng's words, he was so frightened that he fell directly under the bed and looked at Murong Feng with a horrified look on his face: "You... What did you say?"
"I seem to like men." Murong Feng said with a depressed look.
"You... Don't come over." Li Nian hurriedly got into bed again, wrapping his body tightly to protect him from infringement.
"I'll just kiss you. How about I close my eyes and you kiss me and see how I react." Murong Feng begged.
"Okay. Well, close your eyes quickly and don't peek. Also, this matter must not be told." He could only reluctantly agree. If he dared to mess around, he would scream.
"Bang. Ah."
Murong Feng looked at his feet and then at Li Nian who broke out of the door. It seems that I was overthinking it. Even someone as irrational as Li Nian didn't hook up with me. I probably don't like men. So he put his hands behind his back, stepped on the moonlight, walked around Li Nian's big characters, and returned to the dormitory.
Fragment four
When I first saw him, he was dressed in white and spotless, standing at the foot of the stone steps in the wind. And on the stone steps, stood a charming girl.