Do not reveal your QQ in the content introduction to avoid being used by others.
Part One: Modern Love Story
Hostess: "Ji Xiaoguo, crawl over here for me!"
Baby: "Witch!"
Male protagonist: "Honey, the baby is still young!"
Hostess: "You're not young, you're already two years old. Education should start from childhood!"
Paragraph 2: Romantic campus love
"Shen Junwei, tell me, what did that woman do to you?!"
Tiantian grabbed Shen Junwei's collar, his eyes widened. Shen Junwei pointed at his throat with difficulty and looked at his wife pleadingly.
"If you don't tell me, I'll castrate you!"
Everyone was sweating, wondering if the awakened Tiantian was a little too strong. Xiaowu made the sign of the cross on his chest: Lord! May the boss be discharged from the hospital in good condition!
"Ping Ping Pong Pong"
"Crack, crackle, crackle"
After Tiantian woke up, the first thing he did was to beat Shen Junwei violently. Shen Junwei covered his handsome face and begged: "My dear wife, I was wrong, please don't slap me in the face, okay?"
"No - you actually dare to join forces to lie to me, and you dare to hit me on the head!"
——Wife, I was wrong!
——Chunala? !
——You should not maliciously deceive your wife, you should not instruct your wife to do housework, and you should not wrongly accuse your wife!
--Good.
DO
YOU
LOVE
ME?
YES
I
DO
The third paragraph is the story of the modern playboy witch and the wolf king of the demon world.
People all have a sister Lin who fell from the sky.
But the witch Ling Jia fell from the tree and knocked out a certain big bad wolf by coincidence. Just like that, a big pie fell from the sky and hit the Wolf King on the head.
————Demon World————
"Ling Jia——"
"Damn it, get out of here—"
With a head of fiery red hair and a pair of green eyes, a certain wolf was screaming like crazy.
Fire Fox Cave.
"Haha, your husband is here to catch you!"
"It's okay, he doesn't dare to do anything to me?"
Ling Jia leaned against the fire fox, stroking his fluffy tail with her hand. Her swollen belly was obviously about to give birth.
"Ling Jia, do you want to consider me?"
Ling Jia pinched Huohu's fair and tender face, then smiled coquettishly, "When you become king, I can consider becoming your queen."
At this time, the Wolf King had already broken into the cave and looked at the restless woman with a gloomy look. Grandma, he wanted to kill someone. It was okay for this woman to be restless in the human world. Now in the demon world, she dared to climb the wall.
"Ms. Sir, why are you here!"
Ling Jia said unexpectedly, her eyes sparkling as she looked at the Wolf King, not feeling at all that she was being caught and raped in the cave.
"Wolf King, long time no see!"
The Wolf King rolled his eyes at Fire Fox and thought to himself: It's been a long time since you climbed into Ling Jia's bed yesterday, but luckily I found it!
"Ms. Sir, let's go home!"
"Hmph!"
The Wolf King helped Ling Jia up and carefully hugged her waist. They were both pregnant women, so why were they so provocative? Alas, his reputation as the Wolf King was ruined in the hands of this woman!