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Genre: Wenwen takes the warm and funny route, with occasional minor abuse, which is harmless. It's a decent drama style~
The heroine is neither almighty nor weak. Ahem, she is an invincible weakling with strong female tendencies.
Sometimes she is selfish, sometimes she is greedy for money, sometimes she is very womanly, and sometimes she is like a big woman.
Fragment one
"Daddy, Mommy's birthday is coming soon. She loves cars the most." A certain kid blinked his big eyes at the evil man next to him.
"Car?" A certain evil man searched for this somewhat familiar word in his mind.
"An Xiran, is your birthday tomorrow?" A certain evil man asked sternly.
"So what? Go away and don't bother me!" A certain woman was calculating this month's expenses with a calculator. God knows how much she wanted to sell this evil man!
"I'll give you a car tomorrow."
"What? A car?" A woman shouted in disbelief.
"Well, recently I went out to find a few temporary jobs and saved some money."
A certain woman was holding a small rotating windmill in her hand, with black lines all over her face, "What? Is this what you call a car?!"
Fragment 2
"Are you nice to him?" A certain evil man's tone was full of gunpowder.
"Of course I like him and I'll be nice to him." A certain woman didn't notice anything was wrong with him at all.
"What do you like about him?"
"I just like that he can give me an extraordinary feeling..." A certain woman said proudly.
The next moment…
"Ah! I'm afraid of heights..." A certain woman looked at the ground which was already more than ten feet away from her and foamed at the mouth.
A certain evil man said calmly, "Don't you just want to feel like flying?"
Fragment three
An Xiran raised her foot in a beautiful arc, and kicked the tall man beside her hard in the vital part. The man screamed, and for a moment, all the men in black suits suddenly took a few steps back.
An Xiran clapped her hands and said, "Tell you, boss, I was a black belt in Taekwondo when I was in my third year of high school. Damn it, if you have the guts, come and see me yourself. If you have no guts, you're worse than my little Huang!"
Everyone was shocked. This seemingly weak woman turned out to be a black belt in Taekwondo? !
Fragment four
"Hello, my name is Shi Zhenxiang, and I am a woman from Weiyin." A woman said with an elegant smile.
"Shit smells so good?" She glanced at the huge thing at the door and smiled, "It smells good to your man, but to my man, he is not interested in the pollutants that come to his house to be a mistress. Wei Yin can only and only want to be my man. As for your man,"
Oh... It turns out that the mistress with a man ruined other people's happiness, and was discovered by her own man. It's a real-life version of living in a small house! Everyone pricked up their ears.
"Here, it's at the door." The hotel has a 100% turnaround rate. There is a huge guard dog at the door, and everyone suddenly realizes: dogs have a special liking for shit.
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Introduction to "The World Is Evil"
This article is a super-female article, one of the "Zhuhuo" series of articles, which is a past and present literary style.
The heroine is strong, wise, calm, and steady. She can do almost anything to protect herself and the people she loves! The male protagonist is also invincible.
There are many beautiful men, and the heroine has constant peach blossoms. If you want to know the ending, please read along with this article------
In her first life, she was beautiful and enchanting, but as a special police officer, she did not serve justice, but only sought revenge, and eventually died in a conspiracy.
When she was reincarnated, she encountered another conspiracy and her whole family was killed. For the sake of family ties, she would rather give up her skirt, accept a thief as her father, and walk around in men's clothing.
She vowed to take control of her life and usurp her life!
She would rather betray the world than let the world betray her!
The heroine is absolutely strong, evil, and unfaithful to both men and women. She can turn her hands into clouds and rain. She has the arrogance to look down on the world and the domineering aura of strategizing.
She is the eldest son of the Wei family, the most handsome young master in the capital. She is extraordinarily handsome and has a romantic and uninhibited nature. Once she enters the court, she becomes astonishing!
Funny version introduction
Fragment one
One day, someone lazily leaned on Shuying and asked: "People often say that heroes have a hard time being beautiful. Madam, do you think I am a hero?"
Tomb Shuying glanced at him coldly and said lightly: "It doesn't count."
Someone happily picked up Tomb Shuying and said, "So this beauty has passed the test of becoming a husband, right? The lady is so kind."
The shadows in the tomb were speechless. They had a different way of thinking from this person and had no common language.
Fragment 2
It is said that someone and Shuying have been together for a long time. One day he saw Shuying who had just come out of the bath. Her slightly wet coat covered her beautifully.