The Best Matchmaker

First meeting: "Auntie, your clothes are wet with your saliva." Mr. Pianpianjia pursed his lips and smiled, full of charm. Drool... Oh, drool? What... Saliva! Aunt...! ! ! Dandan finally came back to her senses, sucked hard at the saliva hanging in the corner of her mouth, and asked in a trembling voice: "Sir, may I ask... Have you ever gotten married?" . Second meeting: "I, then I thought, you are a beautiful young man, you are lying on the roadside like that. If a woman comes along with lust, you will strip off Boss Hu's clothes in the street and cook the raw rice. Then Boss Hu has really lost his body and face. In a fit of anger, he came to my matchmaker, insisting that I, my matchmaker, will not marry anyone else..." . The third meeting: Master Hu said: Aunt Zhang, how can there be such a young matchmaker? She is not a liar, right? " Vomiting blood... Vomiting blood... Do you dare to slander such a pure, so pure, such a dedicated matchmaker who worked hard for the unmarried men and women in Jiangcheng, bowed her head and was willing to work as a ox, and the silkworms will die before they die...? The corners of his mouth were twitching, the roar was burning, the small universe was erupting, and he roared from the ground: "Master Hu, my matchmaker will definitely marry you an unprecedented, unprecedented, unique bride, the kind of bride who will live in the Hu family, be a Hu family member in life, and die like a Hu family ghost..." " . Funny little white articles, if you like it, collect it, leave a message, and vote for it. I won't refuse anyone with diamonds and flowers. You can also join the group: 75529476 (a certain group) 81124047 (witch group) Recommend Si's old article: Dreaming in Arnold http://read. Xxsy. Net/info/81147. Html The golden snake is obsessed with http://read. Xxsy. Net/info/94556. Html Addicted to Another World http://read. Xxsy. Net/info/115204. Html Your Majesty, please divorce me http://read. Xxsy. Net/info/117365. Html