As the saying goes, drinking water can fill the space between your teeth. I didn't expect that I could travel through time if I stepped on dog poop. Don't believe it? How could I lie about this? Look at the little hooligan in front with a colorful chicken coop on his head and wearing who-know-what clothes, right?
Li Xiaoran looks like a human being, but unfortunately she was ruined by herself. In her own words, that is called art. Unexpectedly, she was so lucky today that she stepped on shit, and her gorgeous time travel also followed the trend to ancient times. Depend on! What kind of crappy place is this? If a bird doesn't poop and a chicken doesn't lay eggs, what do you want me to eat? Shrimp? Are there beauties? Where where? Hahaha, if there is a beauty, forget about eating.
But, why did that beauty secretly kiss me? No matter how beautiful she is, what I like is a man, Xiami? Are you the man? Depend on! You are bullying me for never seeing a man. If you were a man like you, then I would still be a woman.
A certain man looked at her for a while, and then the beautiful face that made a certain girl's heart skip a beat came closer to her. Could it be that you are not a woman now?
Funny clip one:
"Little Cheche, come on, come on, eat dog meat. Your dog is so big and fat, I can't finish it. Now, I'll give you the rest." After saying that, he grabbed the man's snow-white clothes with his greasy pig's trotters, and Wuzhishan was born.
The corner of a certain man's mouth twitched and he glanced down at the big plate in front of a certain woman: "Sister Ran, there are only bones left. I can't eat it. Why don't you chew it up and feed it to me." After saying that, he didn't forget to extend his beautiful face.
A certain girl was so lost in her beauty that she picked up the bone and chewed it, la la la~ I could kiss the beauty's little mouth~ A certain girl snickered ING
Funny clip two:
Dark moon, high wind and murderous night...
"Sister Ran, why do you want to catch mosquitoes?"
"Shh! Keep your voice down, you want to scare away the mosquitoes, hehehe~ You will know then."
"Oh." A certain man stopped talking, and the two of them were concentrating on catching mosquitoes.
"Little Cheche, that's enough. Now go do something meaningful."
The two sneaked into a room and lifted up a corner of the tent. A woman motioned to a man to put the mosquito inside. Sneaked out again.
"Sister Ran, why did you put mosquitoes in Mr. Qiu's mosquito net?"
"You are stupid. I have type O blood. Mosquitoes like to suck my blood. I caught all the mosquitoes in Qiu Wuyan's mosquito net so that they would stop eating me when they are full. Besides, his family is so rich that they don't care about a little blood."
A certain man was confused and didn't understand what type O blood was, and what money had to do with blood.
Result?
The result, of course, was that a certain rich kid appeared in front of someone with a red envelope.
(Haha, by the way, this was the idea of someone who was half-dead from a mosquito bite while taking a shower)
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